if you can chose how you would die what will it be?
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I would go to a Porsche dealership and ask to test drive something expensive. Put on some Devildriver or Slayer and speed down the freeway going the wrong direction and hope to get head on collision with a semi.
Why? It'd be all over the news and it'd be totally sweet.
Why? It'd be all over the news and it'd be totally sweet.
Copy & Paste from a similar topic awhile back:
I like to think I'll get a properly tragic film-noir end; craddled in the lap of a beautiful woman as she stiffles back tears, holding my head close as I slowly gasp my final few breaths. Our tragedy lit by a single street-lamp shinning downward, its beam of light visible as a lonely cone of brilliance in the dark rainy outpouring. I whisper something suitably dramatic in her ear, and as my hand convulses in a final death throe she tosses back her head and screams in utter despair at my demise. The light fades from the screen slowly as the camera pans back, and then to the sweet sound of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, the credits begin to role.
I'm a wee bit of an old movie fan, what can I say?
I like to think I'll get a properly tragic film-noir end; craddled in the lap of a beautiful woman as she stiffles back tears, holding my head close as I slowly gasp my final few breaths. Our tragedy lit by a single street-lamp shinning downward, its beam of light visible as a lonely cone of brilliance in the dark rainy outpouring. I whisper something suitably dramatic in her ear, and as my hand convulses in a final death throe she tosses back her head and screams in utter despair at my demise. The light fades from the screen slowly as the camera pans back, and then to the sweet sound of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, the credits begin to role.
I'm a wee bit of an old movie fan, what can I say?
I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in my sleep, not like the screaming passengers with him in his car!
Falling off something scenic whilst on painkillers would be the best, I think. If ever the time comes..
Death by orgasm would also work, but dying during coitus might upset the other partyinvolved. And being found with your Dimblesby in hand would just be..the equivalent of embarrassing for something incapable of feeling embarrassment.
Blowing your brains out in the kid's section of McDonalds..
Falling out of a helicopter in mid-flight, and onto another one hovering below [assuming that this is being filmed and posted online]
Death by orgasm would also work, but dying during coitus might upset the other partyinvolved. And being found with your Dimblesby in hand would just be..the equivalent of embarrassing for something incapable of feeling embarrassment.
Blowing your brains out in the kid's section of McDonalds..
Falling out of a helicopter in mid-flight, and onto another one hovering below [assuming that this is being filmed and posted online]
i would like to be trialed to be put into the first "Virtual Reality" MMORPG, i would be injected into the game just like in the matrix, but it was based off an MMORPG except dying didnt mean you actually died, because i was the first i would never be allowed to leave, an eventually i would die.
Wounded and bleeding, in the middle of the sea, alone. Aboard my huge pirate ship. My crew already dead and a hundred thousand dead and dying ninjas and zombies. I'll have my broken cutlass clenched between my teeth.My hair will have turned red with their blood, now blowing in the wind as I stand on the bridge playing the greatest guitar solo ever. My soul will then rise to Valhalla as I finish the solo slowly and gentle and fall softly to my knees.