If you could Ban someone from earth who would it be?

[rebus_forever]

Mark Ronson.
It's a British music thing in case you don't know, a guy who is famous for having a lesbian sister and, not content with merely making bad music, decided to cover great songs AND MAKE THEM TERRIBLE.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM RADIOHEAD, YOU SICK *******
*ahem*. sorry about that.

deffo this u get mod powers

 

[Joshdemon]

Mark Ronson.
It's a British music thing in case you don't know, a guy who is famous for having a lesbian sister and, not content with merely making bad music, decided to cover great songs AND MAKE THEM TERRIBLE.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM RADIOHEAD, YOU SICK *******
*ahem*. sorry about that.

deffo this u get mod powers

Ty ^.^

 

[VanityGirl]

I wish we could ban groups.

Stupid college football fans. Ugh.

 

[Redalert9r9r]

Fred Phelps would suffer the banhammer.

And how. Also, because you said that already, that PETA lady is getting permabanned.

Yes and yes.

And all of Anonymous. Just to say I did.

Yes and yes and yes.

Any Californian Congressman whom supports the current videogame issue and does not comprehend what it is that he is dealing with

See Extra Credits.

Or possibly The Postal Guy "Would You Sign My Petition?"

 

[Mikeyfell]

I'd ban myself from Earth, it's easier than banning everyone else
I'll start my own world with black jack, and Hookers. and you know what, forget the black jack.

Seth McFarlane for multiple reasons.

but if that doesn't work I'd just ban you

 

[silentsentinel]

But... there are so many choices...

At the moment, I'd choose Glenn Back. I just thought he was a loony before, but know he's saying that universities and other places of higher learning are evil institutions that foster communism and are anti-American.

*rage*

 

[comet5002]

Any and every member or supporter of PETA. Especially the leader.

 

[Baldry]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

 

[Caliostro]

Uh... You can... It's called "murder" though.

As for whom I would execute given the chance to get away with it? Oh dear... About half the planet at least... But to toss some examples:

Fred Phelps would suffer the banhammer.

^Always a good option if you're considering assassination. "Dubya" would be a good one too, since he never paid for his crimes against humanity.

For more game-related people:
- Bobby Kotick.
- Whomever at Ubisoft came up with the "always on DRM".
- Whomever at Ubisoft ever thought that the aforementioned was a good idea.

Too tired to think of more... But honestly, the bodies would pile for miles.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I would travel back in time and ban the guy who stopped Hitler getting into art college from the Earth, resulting in a future where Hitler is a shitty artist and Germany's Jewish army took over the world... better than death camps.

 

[Blind Sight]

Zealots. I would ban them from the planet.

Then what would the Protoss use as their main infantry? QUIT TRYING TO UNBALANCE STARCRAFT.

Have to go with myself, if it gets me off the planet and into the stars. I mean, I get a spaceship and everything, right?

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

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[spartan1077]

I would promote Chuck Norris to a moderator and then ban him after he bans everyone else from this world... then I'd mute myself for shigs

 

[Nieroshai]

Astronauts. Think about all the science we could do! Just build the space stations down here on earth, and then BAN! them right into orbit. All those problems with mass and getting heavy things into space would be gone, and we could start on the hard task of colonising other worlds and opening up new scientific fields in earnest.

Ha, brilliant!

Also, anthropomorphise all the excess CO[sub]2[/sub] and ban that.
Solve global warming forever!

And all plant life! Seriously, ACTUAL climate research NOT done by the UN shows we're in the middle of warming up from the LITTLE ICE AGE. You know, back when the Thames could freeze over so thick the entire population of London held a fair on the ice. That cold wasn't the status quo, it was an ice age.

OT, I see a lot of people banning conservatives and the pope. I ban, therefore, Obama, Deepak Chopra, and your mom. Triple-threat banhammer!

 

[Nieroshai]

WOW what a thread to get permabanned on! Sorry Jedimethis...