If you could Ban someone from earth who would it be?

[Nieroshai]

Uh... You can... It's called "murder" though.

As for whom I would execute given the chance to get away with it? Oh dear... About half the planet at least... But to toss some examples:

Fred Phelps would suffer the banhammer.

^Always a good option if you're considering assassination. "Dubya" would be a good one too, since he never paid for his crimes against humanity.

For more game-related people:
- Bobby Kotick.
- Whomever at Ubisoft came up with the "always on DRM".
- Whomever at Ubisoft ever thought that the aforementioned was a good idea.

Too tired to think of more... But honestly, the bodies would pile for miles.

Crimes against humanity. Cite them, and prove they are what you claim.

 

[no oneder]

Whoever came up with any idea for any meme.

Not all memes are terrible. And memes are not exclusive to the internet, for that matter.

I'm sick of everyone saying this when I mention the word 'meme'. Of course I'm talking about internet memes. I am now and I was five years ago when this talk took place for the first time.
It's just some stupid way to take cover when someone brings it up: "Memes also exist in real life, duh duh". Gosh I'm sick of it.

No it isn't a stupid way, Richard Dawkins was the one who first used the word meme back in 1976 way before the internet was invented. It's an idea or practise which passes from person to person and isn't just about funny things that are repeated alot, it's about biological processes as well, such as the transition of genes.

So no, it is in fact you who is wrong to say that people are deflecting when actually it is you who is using the broader term. If you want to avoid it, use the term "internet meme", then you'll never have to complain again

I'm explaining exactly what annoys me and some idiot comes and does it anyway. You're not very smart are you?

BTW, thanks for the history class Einstein, but guess what, I already knew that. And I'm guessing that if I use the word 'meme' (without the word 'internet' in front of it) in an internet forum, people won't be that stupid to believe I'm talking about Richard fucking Dawkins instead of a keyboard playing cat.

 

[spartandude]

David Cameron

or Catrin Gibson (girl in my college)

 

[no oneder]

Whoever came up with any idea for any meme.

Not all memes are terrible. And memes are not exclusive to the internet, for that matter.

I'm sick of everyone saying this when I mention the word 'meme'. Of course I'm talking about internet memes. I am now and I was five years ago when this talk took place for the first time.
It's just some stupid way to take cover when someone brings it up: "Memes also exist in real life, duh duh". Gosh I'm sick of it.

Some way of taking cover? For it to be a way of taking cover, I'd have to actually, oh I don't know, have something to gain on it?

By saying that I'm merely pointing it out, because just because you happen to know it, it doesn't mean that everyone does. Especially not on The Escapist. Also, glad to see that there's someone else on this website with attitude issues that could possibly even rival mine.

I've seen potatoes with bigger attitude issues bigger than yours, so don't play the attitude card with me, mister.

 

[khaimera]

You OP, you. I would ban you from the interwebz

With your love of crepes, sickening

I'd ban....well...I wont say due to fear of ragemail. But on another note, If I choose someone ELSE to ban, it'd be my pa. My reasons of course.

On another nother note I like your Megaman Avatar. Hooray for Servbots!

Thanks

All hail the unbannable servbots, and pineapples too.

And OP, I hereby unban you. Feel free to use the escapist surf for porn to your heart's content.

 

[johnsom]

Rush Limbaugh

 

[coolman9899]

justin bieber *shudders*

 

[Baldry]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

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Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

You are reported. Enjoy the banhammer.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why?

 

[JohnDoey]

I would ban the pope.

 

[MagicMouse]

I would ban Jesus Christ.

Lets see you come and send me to Hell in the Apocalypse now! *sticks out tongue*

 

[linkzeldi]

Wait only one person. Sarah Palin I suppose for *Insert lazy republican joke here*.

 

[Alade]

I would mute the female population, yes, I went there !

 

[Adamc-mh]

Has to be justin Bieber 10 year old girls call it "bieber fever" I call it being mildly deaf

 

[MrGalactus]

Glenn Beck.

 

[tzimize]

Religious people. And by religious I mean blind faithers, not spiritual people.

I seriously believe that religion is holding humanity back. It brings NOTHING to the table that we cant discuss/achieve without laying ourselves under some stupid dogma/religious rules. Religion is EXTREMELY easy to abuse, and with terrible results. I do not for the life of me see why we need any kind of religion.

And before people jump on the hater/omg atheist/whatever-train, I am not an atheist I am an agnostic. I do not exclude the possibility of a divine being, but I find ABSOLUTELY ALL religions to be UTTERLY ridiculous and without ANY good contribution to society.

The most interesting conversations I have are existencial ones, and discussions of value (morals, ethics etc.) and they are perfectly possible to have without being a religious slave.

So many politicians so little time.

This is also a good idea, or at least make them lawbound to have to keep their election promises or die in a fire.

 

[DEATHROAD]

Seth McFarlane for multiple reasons.

i would ban you for even suggesting banning seth McFarlane and his crazy sense of humour

i would ban ricky gervais because hes just not funny

I would ban for you for the ricky comment, but then unban you for banning the seth hater

 

[greenyboy27]

Justin Beiber was muted, the world is now a better place.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

[sub]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/sub]

Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

Who is this 'Jess' you speak of?
Sounds like an awesome guy. Not as good as Jessicus Maximus II though.
>.>
<.<

 

[Calico93]

The Pope, and ummmmmmmmmm

Yeah.