If you could Ban someone from earth who would it be?

[Fraught]

You have all the powers of a moderator/server admin, meaning you can ban, mute, suspend, and promote someone to moderator. Who would you do this to and what would you do to him?

I personally would mute glen beck and ban Rupert Murdoch.

I think you meant to say you have the powers of God.

I would ban...no one. Really, no matter how much I hate a person, I wouldn't really kill, or harm in any large capacity, someone else God.

I'd create a God, then ban him, so people would be all ":O" and "o_0". That'd be fun. Also, you said I could "promote someone to moderator". Well, since if I could ban people from Earth, I'd probably be God, I'd use my powers rather to create people to right the wrongs of wrongdoers, than ban wrongdoers who've wronged the rights that could've happened without them.

 

[Baldry]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

[sub]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/sub]

Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

Who is this 'Jess' you speak of?
Sounds like an awesome guy. Not as good as Jessicus Maximus II though.
>.>
<.<

Jess it's you...don't deny the truth.!!

What truth goddamnit?

look, Baldry, you've got to accept the facts. He's gone, and he's never coming back. So you need to move on with life, and make new friends. Like me!

I loved Jess, he was a beautiful thing...I'll never live without him!

Look, we can buy you a new fox! How about that, a new Jess for Christmas huh?

Yeah but...he won't be the same, their is only one Jess and I WILL BRING HIM BACK!

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

[sub]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/sub]

Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

Who is this 'Jess' you speak of?
Sounds like an awesome guy. Not as good as Jessicus Maximus II though.
>.>
<.<

Jess it's you...don't deny the truth.!!

What truth goddamnit?

look, Baldry, you've got to accept the facts. He's gone, and he's never coming back. So you need to move on with life, and make new friends. Like me!

I loved Jess, he was a beautiful thing...I'll never live without him!

Look, we can buy you a new fox! How about that, a new Jess for Christmas huh?

Yeah but...he won't be the same, their is only one Jess and I WILL BRING HIM BACK!

You can do that? Sweet!

 

[band43seat]

i would mute my brother, ban the creators of fanboys, and i would promote yahtzee to moderator

 

[IamQ]

Seth McFarlane for multiple reasons.

You would ban him from the earth because he has his kind of humor which you don't enjoy?

Personally? A guy at my school named Sam.

 

[Baldry]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

[sub]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/sub]

Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

Who is this 'Jess' you speak of?
Sounds like an awesome guy. Not as good as Jessicus Maximus II though.
>.>
<.<

Jess it's you...don't deny the truth.!!

What truth goddamnit?

look, Baldry, you've got to accept the facts. He's gone, and he's never coming back. So you need to move on with life, and make new friends. Like me!

I loved Jess, he was a beautiful thing...I'll never live without him!

Look, we can buy you a new fox! How about that, a new Jess for Christmas huh?

Yeah but...he won't be the same, their is only one Jess and I WILL BRING HIM BACK!

You can do that? Sweet!

Why yes, yes I can, because I'm awesome, you can't.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

[sub]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/sub]

Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

Who is this 'Jess' you speak of?
Sounds like an awesome guy. Not as good as Jessicus Maximus II though.
>.>
<.<

Jess it's you...don't deny the truth.!!

What truth goddamnit?

look, Baldry, you've got to accept the facts. He's gone, and he's never coming back. So you need to move on with life, and make new friends. Like me!

I loved Jess, he was a beautiful thing...I'll never live without him!

Look, we can buy you a new fox! How about that, a new Jess for Christmas huh?

Yeah but...he won't be the same, their is only one Jess and I WILL BRING HIM BACK!

You can do that? Sweet!

Why yes, yes I can, because I'm awesome, you can't.

DO IT. NOW.
Or are you too...scared?

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

So many politicians so little time.

My thoughts exactly

 

[Simalacrum]

I'd ban Osama Bin Laden.

Mostly so I could laugh at the Americans cause I was able to get him while they couldn't with billions of dollars of equipment

 

[Baldry]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

[sub]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/sub]

Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

Who is this 'Jess' you speak of?
Sounds like an awesome guy. Not as good as Jessicus Maximus II though.
>.>
<.<

Jess it's you...don't deny the truth.!!

What truth goddamnit?

look, Baldry, you've got to accept the facts. He's gone, and he's never coming back. So you need to move on with life, and make new friends. Like me!

I loved Jess, he was a beautiful thing...I'll never live without him!

Look, we can buy you a new fox! How about that, a new Jess for Christmas huh?

Yeah but...he won't be the same, their is only one Jess and I WILL BRING HIM BACK!

You can do that? Sweet!

Why yes, yes I can, because I'm awesome, you can't.

DO IT. NOW.
Or are you too...scared?

But I did it yesterday!

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

[sub]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/sub]

Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

Who is this 'Jess' you speak of?
Sounds like an awesome guy. Not as good as Jessicus Maximus II though.
>.>
<.<

Jess it's you...don't deny the truth.!!

What truth goddamnit?

look, Baldry, you've got to accept the facts. He's gone, and he's never coming back. So you need to move on with life, and make new friends. Like me!

I loved Jess, he was a beautiful thing...I'll never live without him!

Look, we can buy you a new fox! How about that, a new Jess for Christmas huh?

Yeah but...he won't be the same, their is only one Jess and I WILL BRING HIM BACK!

You can do that? Sweet!

Why yes, yes I can, because I'm awesome, you can't.

DO IT. NOW.
Or are you too...scared?

But I did it yesterday!

What?! To who?

 

[BGH122]

Seth McFarlane for multiple reasons.

i would ban you for even suggesting banning seth McFarlane and his crazy sense of humour

i would ban ricky gervais because hes just not funny

Jesus, I agreed with you until you insulted Gervais. You bastard, you're suspended. I challenge you to listen to his podcasts and tell me they're not funny. After you've finished that penitence I'll lift your suspension.

I'd mute Harriet Harman, the world would be far better off without the misguided views of that misandric little prick.

I'd ban the Nobel prize committee that gave Barrack Obama an unearned Nobel prize purely due to racist apologism. If I can only ban one I'd ban the person who had the most power to prevent it.

I'd promote Richard Dawkins (or perhaps Dr Stephen Novella) because he's (they're) logical and compassionate.

 

[Android2137]

Well, if banning means remove them from the face of the earth and leave them somewhere else under perfectly livable conditions and perhaps even transportation, I'd say myself. FREE RIDE TO THE STARS! WHOO HOO!

 

[shootthebandit]

Seth McFarlane for multiple reasons.

i would ban you for even suggesting banning seth McFarlane and his crazy sense of humour

i would ban ricky gervais because hes just not funny

Jesus, I agreed with you until you insulted Gervais. You bastard, you're suspended. I challenge you to listen to his podcasts and tell me they're not funny. After you've finished that penitence I'll lift your suspension.

I'd mute Harriet Harman, the world would be far better off without the misguided views of that misandric little prick.

I'd ban the Nobel prize committee that gave Barrack Obama an unearned Nobel prize purely due to racist apologism. If I can only ban one I'd ban the person who had the most power to prevent it.

I'd promote Richard Dawkins (or perhaps Dr Stephen Novella) because he's (they're) logical and compassionate.

thankyou for calling me jesus, i have to admit i love ricky's podcast but all he does is laugh Karl pilkington is truly the "brains" (want for a better word) behind those podcasts, he is hilarious ricky and that other guy just laugh at him. ricky gervais' stand-up is aweful and i seen one gig where his set lasted longer than usual because he was filing in for elton john, he cannot improvise and thats bad for a comedian

i dont know who harriet is so i cant comment

i agree i didnt even know obama has a nobel prize and i didnt know there was a nobel dance prize nowadays, seriously giving an award due to racial apology is unfair

i agree i think richard dawkings has sensible views but he can be a bit harsh sometimes and trample peoples beliefs (although he is right)

 

[Baldry]

I'd ban this guy, really don't like him he's mean...Nah I'd ban this chap.

In all seriousness I wouldn't ban anyone, no-one deserves that punishment...except from this guy...wait...no...

*sniff*
You hurt my feelings...
Anyway, that's really offensive to my religion or something, so yeah. [user]Baldry[/user] must be banned!

[sub]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/sub]

Awwh i'm sorry Jess!

Who is this 'Jess' you speak of?
Sounds like an awesome guy. Not as good as Jessicus Maximus II though.
>.>
<.<

Jess it's you...don't deny the truth.!!

What truth goddamnit?

look, Baldry, you've got to accept the facts. He's gone, and he's never coming back. So you need to move on with life, and make new friends. Like me!

I loved Jess, he was a beautiful thing...I'll never live without him!

Look, we can buy you a new fox! How about that, a new Jess for Christmas huh?

Yeah but...he won't be the same, their is only one Jess and I WILL BRING HIM BACK!

You can do that? Sweet!

Why yes, yes I can, because I'm awesome, you can't.

DO IT. NOW.
Or are you too...scared?

But I did it yesterday!

What?! To who?

To who what?!

 

[khaimera]

You OP, you. I would ban you from the interwebz

With your love of crepes, sickening

You find him a bit... "crepy?" ^-^
Anyway, I'm not sure who I'd ban, because at first I'd wait a bit and just savour the opportunity.

AWESOME. He is quite crepy. Full of cream and nutella. mmmmmm

*gets banned for this post

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Bobby Kotick. Who the fuck would wanna pay for a subscription based CoD, or the whole Starcraft II cutscene thing. The world is a better place with one less money-phile.

This man for copying my avatar!

 

[General_Potatoes]

The Australian Government. there not good at anything and they can't keep promises.

 

[MySoxSmell]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1619749650

this guy right here

 

[Enigma6667]

Bobby Kotick. Who the fuck would wanna pay for a subscription based CoD, or the whole Starcraft II cutscene thing. The world is a better place with one less money-phile.

This man for copying my avatar!

Holy fuckin' ***** tits. I honestly had no idea.