If you could be any mythological creature, what would you be?

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Dedtoo

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A dragon. Friggin long life (if not killed), strong, fire breath.
Though the gold pile could be optional.
 

hittite

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Leviathan

Seriously, go look up the description from the book of Job (in the Bible) and tell me that isn't freaking awesome.

Who can open the doors of his face? his teeth are terrible round about. His scales are his pride, shut up together as with a close seal. One is so near to another, that no air can come between them. They are joined one to another, they stick together, that they cannot be sundered. By his neesings a light doth shine, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning. Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out. Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron. His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth. In his neck remaineth strength, and sorrow is turned into joy before him. The flakes of his flesh are joined together: they are firm in themselves; they cannot be moved. His heart is as firm as a stone; yea, as hard as a piece of the nether millstone. When he raiseth up himself, the mighty are afraid: by reason of breakings they purify themselves. The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon. He esteemeth iron as straw, and brass as rotten wood. The arrow cannot make him flee: slingstones are turned with him into stubble. Darts are counted as stubble: he laugheth at the shaking of a spear. Sharp stones are under him: he spreadeth sharp pointed things upon the mire. He maketh the deep to boil like a pot: he maketh the sea like a pot of ointment. He maketh a path to shine after him; one would think the deep to be hoary. Upon earth there is not his like, who is made without fear. He beholdeth all high things: he is a king over all the children of pride."
 

Vrex360

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A dragon, because they are awesome fire breathing reptilian flying monsters... what's not to like?
 

Diddy_King

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I say vampire, but not an emo twilight one. Nor would I want to be a blood sucking killer. I would really love to be a Cirqu du Freak vampire. Out of all of the portrayals of vampires I have seen, that has to be my favorite.
 

traceur_

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Shape-shifter.

I could grow wings and soar on the jet-stream, grow fins and gills to explore the ocean depths or grow claws and tail to sail through the trees.

But mostly because I want a tail.
 

The Undoer

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400 year old dwarf, who was brought up into a blood feud between his clan (Ironrend) and some drakes in a lost valley seperated from the rest of his known world, who ventured out into the rest of socioty taking his morals with him leading to a path of blood thirsty assassinations literally to watch the reactions and almost study their behaviour. There's a bit of backstory, the Ironrends would be an incredibly blood thirsty clan, and the dwarfs only friend, would be a common human street thug, who thought he lead the friendship but was actually only taking effect of Elrok (the dwarves) lonely attitude. Not immortal, just long living (to around a thousand), not god like strength, just devoted to his cause, never sometimes a comedian like I portrayed him in World of Warcraft, if you knew a Elrok , dwarvern hunter, in World of Warcraft - Think of his Toy Box.

As for beast like creatures only, a Gryphon, rarely seen, and magnificent to behold yet with a very sharp bite.
 

Azraellod

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A vampire.

I really like the idea of a stereotypical vampire. Very difficult to kill, generally owns a castle somehow, and since they feast on human blood, I wouldn't need to spend money on food.

Not going out in the day... well, if I really had to go out I could take a parasol or something, but I don't go outside much anyway.
 

Triangulon

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Dragon seems the obvious choice (fly, breathe various substances, often shapeshift, sometimes use magic, have loads of cash etc) however I do like the idea of the K'Chain Che'Malle from Steven Erikson's (and Ian Esselmont) Malazan Book of the Fallen. Krell Hunters are giant undead lizards with massive swords for arms.
 

RebornLove

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Pixie or a sthein (think mermaid, except has an 8ft long snake tail for a lower half).

Either one would be fun.
 

Twilight_guy

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*must not say dragon, must not say dragon, must not say dragon* A... drag-ben? Oh hell, screw it, dragon! Rawr! stomp crush rawr! hahaha little peons!
 

Jared

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Twilight_guy said:
*must not say dragon, must not say dragon, must not say dragon* A... drag-ben? Oh hell, screw it, dragon! Rawr! stomp crush rawr! hahaha little peons!
Couldn't say it any better myself...Rawr!
 

targren

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Klepa said:
MasterChowmein said:
Jesus. (please don't tell me if you think he exists or not, my belief is my belief)
Your beliefs are yours, and I respect them fully.
targren said:
A western RPG that doesn't suck.
You however....
Sorry mate, but it's the truth as far as I see it, going all the way back to Baldur's Gate. Back then, the AI was idiotic and death was too punitive. Fast forward a decade later to Dragon Age, and the AI is still idiotic (Alistair is apparently convinced that there is a shortage of healing poultices in the realm, and will gleefully ignore his tactics AND the fact that he's at 2% health rather than use them, e.g.), and the game balance/difficulty curve is all over the map (if you have to lower the difficulty setting to beat a boss after steamrolling through his underlings on the higher setting, something's broke).

NB: Despite the inclusion of some RPG elements, I don't consider games like Mass Effect to be RPGs, and as such, don't include them under my blanket of "suck" although they do need to either come with a better good/evil system, or just stop frigging using it.
 

ThreeWords

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geddydisciple said:
A dragon of course.
YES

One with a huge treasure stash.
I'm more in it for the wings, fire, (possible) magic and all round awesome

Edit: On reflection, I'll go for the vampire. I prefer being human and being able to enjoy human pleasure

Azraellod said:
A vampire.

I really like the idea of a stereotypical vampire. Very difficult to kill, generally owns a castle somehow, and since they feast on human blood, I wouldn't need to spend money on food.

Not going out in the day... well, if I really had to go out I could take a parasol or something, but I don't go outside much anyway.
Olden days vampire only get annoyed by sunlight, and are mine to holy water and crosses. On the other hand, they don't fly, but they're still awesome