If you could be any real animal...

[mrhappyface]

Hm. Although they aren't as smart as us, they do have some pretty sweet physical perks. So, any ideas?

 

[mrhappyface]

A house cat.

They do nothing but find the warmest place to sleep. At least my one anyway.

Lazy ass bastards, but they live a good life.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

A house cat.

They do nothing but find the warmest place to sleep. At least my one anyway.

Ninja'd

Seriously it's a great life, sleep, look cute, get treats, possible internet fame. It's AAAALLLLL good.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Flashing ninja monkey.

I'd give all of you seizures!

 

[God's Clown]

Probably like a Hawk or something. Flying around, dive bombing small rodents, good times.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Andalusa]

A bird of prey, or a cat. Both would have suitably awesome lives.

 

[The Anhk24]

I would have to say a bird because I would be able to go where-ever I want

 

[Danpascooch]

they are real.

And someday, I will find one.

 

[Timotei]

A house cat.

They do nothing but find the warmest place to sleep. At least my one anyway.

Not to mention you get free love, food, and you get your turds picked up.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Do I inherit the life-span, too?

If not, a fly. On the wall.

 

[FranzTyphid]

A phoenix
THEY ARE REAL!

/sniffle/

they are!! i saw one in edinurgh city centre
seiriously!
it might have just been a pidgeon on fire

 

[El Poncho]

House cat definetly. I will choose another though. I would love to be a seal, but in the Zoo i'm not too keen on killer whales.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Flashing ninja monkey.

I'd give all of you seizures!

I wonder how many epileptics have visited the Escapist and gotten actual seizures from your avatar?

I would have to say a bird because I would be able to go where-ever I want

Like the side of my house, considering your that one bird that smashed against our house repeatedly until it killed itself.

 

[Left 2 Francis]

I hate animals.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Flashing ninja monkey.

I'd give all of you seizures!

I wonder how many epileptics have visited the Escapist and gotten actual seizures from your avatar?

I would have to say a bird because I would be able to go where-ever I want

Like the side of my house, considering your that one bird that smashed against our house repeatedly until it killed itself.

They shouldn't worry about my avatar.

They should worry about my poster!

Sooooo pretty....

 

[MetaKnight19]

An odd choice maybe, but probably a narwhal

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Flashing ninja monkey.

I'd give all of you seizures!

I wonder how many epileptics have visited the Escapist and gotten actual seizures from your avatar?

I would have to say a bird because I would be able to go where-ever I want

Like the side of my house, considering your that one bird that smashed against our house repeatedly until it killed itself.

They shouldn't worry about my avatar.

They should worry about my poster!

Spoiler: hidden to save the epileptics

Sooooo pretty....

Hubilub, Why do you have a poster?