If you could be any real animal...

[Prof.Wood]

A big grizzly bear a perfect life:
Eat, Be awesome, sleep for months
rinse and repeat.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I hate animals.

Avoid Russia

 

[HT_Black]

Hm. Although they aren't as smart as us, they do have some pretty sweet physical perks. So, any ideas?

What about a mongoose?
Ho-ho, I jest.

...A Mille Fleur d'Uccle (yes, that's how you spell it).

Spoiler: A picture of one

They're charismatic, quick, and pretty smart to boot (this one I have figured out how to use a doorknob, a pump, an electric fence, and a garage door). Plus, go ahead and tell me that's not the cutest thing you've seen all day! Isn't he adorable?

On the downside, they are only six inches tall...

Honorable mention goes to Homo Sapien.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Flashing ninja monkey.

I'd give all of you seizures!

I wonder how many epileptics have visited the Escapist and gotten actual seizures from your avatar?

I would have to say a bird because I would be able to go where-ever I want

Like the side of my house, considering your that one bird that smashed against our house repeatedly until it killed itself.

They shouldn't worry about my avatar.

They should worry about my poster!

Spoiler: hidden to save the epileptics

Sooooo pretty....

Hubilub, Why do you have a poster?

Cause it's pretty....

Also, I make reviews and I need one for them.

 

[Cargando]

I wouldn't mind being a robin. They are such sweet little birds. [small/]Not like bloody blue tits.[/small]

 

[grimsprice]

Definitely a house cat. Or maybe... a dolphin. I always loved the sea, and it would be awesome to just swim everywhere.

 

[interspark]

a house cat would be awesome, but id have to vote for the mighty albatross. Albatross are the largest flying birds on the planet with an impressive wingspan, then id have the impressive speed and agility of a bird with the added bonus of no predators

 

[orangebandguy]

A bear, no one fucks with a bear.

One wave of my claws and you will not have a face.

 

[Professor Putricide]

I really wish you didn't limit me to just real animals so I could pick a Murloc. Lacking that though I guess I would say a Penguin. If March of the Penguins taught me anything, its that penguins are true soldiers and will battle their way through anything to protect their children. Most of you are saying like cats or something because they can be lazy. I would rather be something with a true strength.

 

[robman1130]

A house cat.

They do nothing but find the warmest place to sleep. At least my one anyway.

Lazy ass bastards, but they live a good life.

until their b*lls are chopped off

 

[manaman]

An odd choice maybe, but probably a narwhal

I don't think I would like having a tooth sticking through my lip all my life.

Being a domesticated cat could be horrible you never know which kind you will end up as, a housecat, or a semi feral one roaming the streets.

Hmm... I am not really sure I would want to be any animal. I think I am alright with being human.

 

[interspark]

they are real.

And someday, I will find one.

hate to rain on your parade but thats not a pheonix, its brown and clearly flightless, rather like a dodo in a dinner jacket

 

[robman1130]

An odd choice maybe, but probably a narwhal

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/484667
this

 

[UAProxy]

Bear, wolf, lynx, raven, or hawk.

 

[Danpascooch]

they are real.

And someday, I will find one.

hate to rain on your parade but thats not a pheonix, its brown and clearly flightless, rather like a dodo in a dinner jacket

Is this guy serious?

Is he serious?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS!!!

Oh man, come on Dan, put down the knife, don't go psycho on this guy, he's not worth it.

 

[The Anhk24]

Flashing ninja monkey.

I'd give all of you seizures!

I wonder how many epileptics have visited the Escapist and gotten actual seizures from your avatar?

I would have to say a bird because I would be able to go where-ever I want

Like the side of my house, considering your that one bird that smashed against our house repeatedly until it killed itself.

Yah that sounds like its me

 

[interspark]

they are real.

And someday, I will find one.

hate to rain on your parade but thats not a pheonix, its brown and clearly flightless, rather like a dodo in a dinner jacket

Is this guy serious?

Is he serious?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS!!!

Oh man, come on Dan, put down the knife, don't go psycho on this guy, he's not worth it.

sorry about that, i mistook you for some other guy who said he wanted to find a pheonix, but no, i dont know what this is ... what is it?

 

[Danpascooch]

they are real.

And someday, I will find one.

hate to rain on your parade but thats not a pheonix, its brown and clearly flightless, rather like a dodo in a dinner jacket

Is this guy serious?

Is he serious?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS!!!

Oh man, come on Dan, put down the knife, don't go psycho on this guy, he's not worth it.

sorry about that, i mistook you for some other guy who said he wanted to find a pheonix, but no, i dont know what this is ... what is it?

It.
Is.
A.
CHOCOBO!

A CHOCOBO DAMMIT!

 

[GrinningManiac]

A house cat.

They do nothing but find the warmest place to sleep. At least my one anyway.

I raise you a house guinea pig

You live in a warm wooden house, you get fed cereal AND vegetables every day. You can squeek, squeal, rumble, growl, purr, snuffle and oink, you sleep a lot, you are biologically plump and content, you have no predators, on cold days you go into the house, on warm days you go on the lawn and eat grass and sunbath. When you're happy you show it by doing little bouncy jumps and squeaking, and your only job requirement is that you sometimes have to be petted, heaven forbid.

I envy them

This is assuming I can still daydream like I normally do