If you could be any real animal...

[EJade]

A Cat. Preferably an indoor/outdoor cat.

 

[EJade]

they are real.

And someday, I will find one.

hate to rain on your parade but thats not a pheonix, its brown and clearly flightless, rather like a dodo in a dinner jacket

Is this guy serious?

Is he serious?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS!!!

Oh man, come on Dan, put down the knife, don't go psycho on this guy, he's not worth it.

sorry about that, i mistook you for some other guy who said he wanted to find a pheonix, but no, i dont know what this is ... what is it?

It.
Is.
A.
CHOCOBO!

A CHOCOBO DAMMIT!

LMAO! Wow! How is that guy on the internets (And this site even!) and NOT know what that is?

 

[Vendayn]

I would want to be something that lived a long time. If I was a cat, I would have only a measly 20 human years (give or take a few years)...I would want to be a turtle I have a shell, can go in sea or land and live a long time. In fact, I would live longer than us humans if I was a turtle

 

[ninjapenguin981]

Penguin!

 

[Captain Schpack]

A monkey so I can climb stuff and live my dream of being a freerunner

Or a bear.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

A bald eagle. I would look awesome, I could fly, I would be a kickass bird of prey, and my fellow Americans would not put an end to my life.

 

[YoUnG205]

A fish of some sort does not really matter what kind but a Fish.

 

[Julianking93]

Cat or Panda Bear.

 

[Samcanuck]

An odd choice maybe, but probably a narwhal

I direct you to this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

I personally choose a hawk.

 

[Nannernade]

A bear, no one fucks with a bear.

One wave of my claws and you will not have a face.

Well... technically that's not true... what about that one guy who went crazy in the Alaskian Mountains then got eaten by a bear? He fucked with the bears. =P

 

[Nannernade]

I'd have to go with... hmm... a Spider Monkey. =)

 

[ddon]

snakes because i just love snakes.

 

[SecondmateFlint]

Maybe a Betta fish because they're entire existence consists of "chilling there."

Aw, I miss Badonkadonk.

 

[RanD00M]

A wolf.I've almost always wanted to be one.Or perhaps a dog.Either one of those.

 

[magnuslion]

cave lion!!

 

[Zephirius]

Platypus.

Fuck yes.

 

[Caligulove]

Can't decide between a bear or a dog.... probably a bear though cos of the hibernation thing

 

[HT_Black]

Hm. Although they aren't as smart as us, they do have some pretty sweet physical perks. So, any ideas?

What about a mongoose?
Ho-ho, I jest.

...A Mille Fleur d'Uccle (yes, that's how you spell it).

Spoiler: A picture of one

They're charismatic, quick, and pretty smart to boot (this one I have figured out how to use a doorknob, a pump, an electric fence, and a garage door). Plus, go ahead and tell me that's not the cutest thing you've seen all day! Isn't he adorable?

On the downside, they are only six inches tall...

Honorable mention goes to Homo Sapien.

And now you have chicken for dinner?

I'm sorry, but I don't get what that's supposed to mean. Care to elaborate?

 

[teisjm]

A tiger.

Cats are awesome, and the tiger is the biggest baddest cat of them all, so it has no natural enemies to worry about ('cept for humans)

Maybe some nearly nude night elf chick would ride me...

 

[mrhappyface]

Hm. Although they aren't as smart as us, they do have some pretty sweet physical perks. So, any ideas?

What about a mongoose?
Ho-ho, I jest.

...A Mille Fleur d'Uccle (yes, that's how you spell it).

Spoiler: A picture of one

They're charismatic, quick, and pretty smart to boot (this one I have figured out how to use a doorknob, a pump, an electric fence, and a garage door). Plus, go ahead and tell me that's not the cutest thing you've seen all day! Isn't he adorable?

On the downside, they are only six inches tall...

Honorable mention goes to Homo Sapien.

A mongoose living in Hawaii. No natural predators, nice weather, nearly limitless food! The only problem would be cars. Mongooses can?t look backwards and run or even run backwards. And if you?re a house mongoose, even better! Practically don?t do anything, except maybe kill some geckos and rats.