Should i don the mask and cape of Captain Obvious?
RATCHET. No contest,he wins hands down. Complete badass,has cool starship and tremendous amounts of firepower,won't try to murder you,looks totally awesome,invents stuff,can fix anything... Must i go on? Plus,he is Chaotic Good. We'd go hand-to-hand,like bread and butter.
And then there's his other best friend,Clank...