I'd stage a coup. That's generally considered criminal, and if nobody can stop me or arrest me, then I win by default!
After that point, nothing I do could be technically considered a crime, so I'd be able to save my other two crimes for when someone counter-coups me and I need a way to get back into power fast!
After that point, nothing I do could be technically considered a crime, so I'd be able to save my other two crimes for when someone counter-coups me and I need a way to get back into power fast!