If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

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The Afrodactyl

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Rape, pillage, then a light spot of public nudity.

In that order, as the Vikings once did (except the nudity, that's just for kicks)
 

TheTurtleMan

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Well I would never do anything like rape someone, I'm thinking public masturbation to start off. My goal would be to do it while being globally televised but if I can't attain that I'd be fine with doing it in a crowded street or something smaller scale

Next I would steal all the money from the bank, whilst still masturbating of course. If I couldn't steal money from a bank I would just find the nearest children's hospital because I really don't like kids.

To finish it I would dig up the mangled remains George Washington and proceed to cannibalize the corpse once again on television. That one would be mostly for bragging rights anyway.
 

Impluse_101

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Mr. Mortiss said:
1) Hack a federal database and make myself guilty of a bunch of federal crimes and get sent to prison.
2) Break out of prison by way of a tunnel dug with an old spoon.
3) Rip out Kanye West's f***ing diamond teeth and use the money to retire.
Number 3 Number 3 and Number f*cking 3. Nothing but that....seriously...nothing but that....either that or I'd build that diamond armor I wanted in minecraft...
 

Yureina

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Steal a super gaming computer, force an internet company to give me the best internet access I can have for the rest of my life, and to rob Bill Gates of all his money.

After that, I think I could die happy. :)
 

subject_87

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Kill Glenn Beck and Justin Beiber with a single shot (so it counts as one infraction), steal me the best gaming PC I can find, and steal every single game off of Steam.
 

Wolfinton

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1. Break into the laws office.
2. Change the laws to say that I can not be touched by the law in any way.
3. Do anything I want.
4. Do anything I want.
5. Do anything I want.
6. Do anything I want.
7. Become a ninja/pirate and train my killing techniques on real people.
...
 

Admiral Stukov

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Yureina said:
Steal a super gaming computer, force an internet company to give me the best internet access I can have for the rest of my life, and to rob Bill Gates of all his money.

After that, I think I could die happy. :)
So you plan to die happily before the über PC gets outdated?
As for the internet connection, move to Sweden, I get 100/100 for about 16 bucks a month :)

Sorry to puncture your plan. =/
 

Naheal

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Duncan Belfast said:
1) Throw molotov cocktails at the WBC. Then, in the smouldering ruins, place a sign saying
"You're welcome
-God"
This made me smile. Also, I'll place this beside/below it.



And this

 

Ledan

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Steal Bill Gate's money/income.
Change the UN rules, especially for the Security council (without them being able to veto).
Blackmail, to get firefly back on the air.
 

sageoftruth

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Get myself a paintball gun and use it to exact swift vengeance on every inconsiderate driver/pedestrian I come across.
 

imnot

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1.steal china
2.steal america
3.make them battle for supremacy on the moon as I watch from my nazi moon base.
 

Agayek

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If I had a get out of jail free card (x3), I would definitely use them as an assassin. I would go around making sure the following people would no longer bother anyone:

1. Fred Phelps
2. Glenn Beck (or maybe O'Reilly, I haven't decided yet)


And since I can't think of a third, I'd use the last one to rob a Gamestop and take one copy of every game in stock.
 

Yureina

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stukov961 said:
Yureina said:
Steal a super gaming computer, force an internet company to give me the best internet access I can have for the rest of my life, and to rob Bill Gates of all his money.

After that, I think I could die happy. :)
So you plan to die happily before the über PC gets outdated?
As for the internet connection, move to Sweden, I get 100/100 for about 16 bucks a month :)

Sorry to puncture your plan. =/
Upgrading that PC is what all the money would be for. ;P
 

Admiral Stukov

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Yureina said:
stukov961 said:
Yureina said:
Steal a super gaming computer, force an internet company to give me the best internet access I can have for the rest of my life, and to rob Bill Gates of all his money.

After that, I think I could die happy. :)
So you plan to die happily before the über PC gets outdated?
As for the internet connection, move to Sweden, I get 100/100 for about 16 bucks a month :)

Sorry to puncture your plan. =/
Upgrading that PC is what all the money would be for. ;P
Oh...
...Yeah I didn't think of that.
Blast, my plan of making someone depressed is foiled!
 

Yureina

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stukov961 said:
Oh...
...Yeah I didn't think of that.
Blast, my plan of making someone depressed is foiled!
You... were trying to make me feel depressed?

I ought to smack you. >_>