If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

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aLivingPheonix

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1. Kill a certain someone. Or two.
2. Rob a bank.
3. Bribe the government to make me above law, so long as I don't actually do anything that could endanger lives. IE, I could have underage sex, or steal a computer, or walk around naked, etc, but I couldn't kill someone, or rape, or make explosives.

Bam. Set for life.
 
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1. Shoot David cameron in the balls.
2. Rob all the american government's wealth.
3. Draw a HUGE penis on the front of the white house in permanant marker.

I'd use the money to fund the purchase of every house, farm and property in italy and sicily.
 

Omega Pirate

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1: Steal a money printing press from the national reserve.
2: Print money till I run out of stuff to buy.
3: Buy North America.
 

The Austin

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A.) Rob the United States National treasury
B.) Rob Fort Knox
C.) Overthrow the state government of Colorado and create my own Utopian society in the mountains
 

nitemarez

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Have a threesome with 7 yearolds... then kill each of them



(It's pedobear logic. 7+7+7=21. That's legal... right?)
 

SideSlyGuy

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1. Something thats been said countless times before me, "Steal a lot of money"
2. Probably steal a really nice computer
3. Do a line of cocaine off a pile of money in public just to rub it in.
 

andeve3

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How many laws would i be breaking if i overthrew the government?

Also i would destroy ,and create matter, thus breaking the first law of thermodynamics.
 

BioHazardMan

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Mackheath said:
Firebomb Westboro Baptist Church; preferably with its congregation inside.
Amen to that.

I would probably kill someone, steal a huge sum of money,then I'm not sure :p
 

OceanRunner

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1 - Steal the gold of Fort Knox.
2 - Steal all the HDTVs, PCs, Laptops, Blu-Ray players, Consoles, Appliances, Phones, Mobiles etc from the nearest big electrical store.
3 - Send all the supporters of the anti-game restriction bill thing to a concentration camp to undergo extensive torture until they get of our fucking backs!
 

LightOfDarkness

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1. Rob the U.S. treasu-, rob the Chinese treasu-,
Fuck it. Steal from Bill Gates' personal vault.
2. Kill the idiots who created and support the law to regulate video games.
3. Get HL2 EP3 released (zing!)

minxamo said:
kill Gabe Newell, Bobby Kotick, and Justin Beiber.

if i kill them all with one bullet/nade/ other weapon, does it count as one crime, or 3??
You don't need to kill them with a single weapon, it just has to happen all in the same period of time. Which would require them to be in the same place for more than 5 minutes.

You would be charged with a triple homicide. Which is technically A crime.
 

andeve3

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Whats with all the killing and stealing? Building a cabin in the countryside (on private property), not paying taxes, and living in a constant cannabis haze would mean breaking a few laws.