If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

[Rolf]

One day you get to know that today you can break the law 3 times. No one would try to stop you and you will not have to go to jail no matter how sever your crimes where. What would you do?

Personally i have no idea. There is just to many posabileties to just chose 3. I would probably steal some money from a few banks because i am uncreative.

(And if this has been done before please tell me, but i don't need 50 guys telling me that it has been done before.
Please try to keep the discusion clean. Whatever one guy chose to do try not to yell "You sick bastard" to him. This is purely fantasy and not something any one would do)

 

[ThePirateMan]

1: Rob a place that has a lot of money
2: Repeat or killing
3: Repeat or killing

Simple.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Eh, either help certain people on their way to the grave (Because who needs the WBC anyway?), or lighten some treasuries.
Maybe a mix of both.
Lighten one very big treasury, and remove two undesirables.

 

[Quaxar]

Levitate, produce energy out of nothing and look into a black hole.

What? The laws of physics are laws too!

 

[Griphphin]

Of course, steal an exorbitant amount of money to the point where I'd be set for life, but after that, this gets tougher...
I'd take the chance to assault someone I suppose. Probably some world leader. Less that I hate the person, but more so that I could tell my grandkids "I punched Barrack Obama/Bill Gates/
Greed and violence, sex is all that's left. I'm not into rape fantasies or anything like that, so I'd have to go with something weird, if just to mix it up this surprisingly boring list.
I could have the front lawn of the white house paved entirely and treat it like the my personal raceway. Yeah, that'll do.

 

[MagnificentFiend]

Because who needs the WBC anyway?

Excellent point.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Levitate, produce energy out of nothing and look into a black hole.

What? The laws of physics are laws too!

I like your way of thinking!

OT: I don't really think that I would break laws just because I have a free pass. If I don't like a law, I'll break it. If I think a law is reasonable I'll abide by it.

I'd probably just steal some money from people who I think can live without that extra ten billion. Probably use that money for a good cause.

 

[Jonluw]

Laws are there for a reason, so I probably wouldn't break any laws.

Okay, I might pirate some stuff.

Edit: Okay, how about this: I'd steal one dollar from every person in the world; excluding people who actually need that one dollar.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Steal craploads of stuff. (probably money from a bank)

Do something awesome that is illegal.

Find someway to extend the freedom. (probably requires doing something illegal)

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Rape a child then kill it. All in one.

You sir, are a sick bastard...

I might kill a few people who have seriously deserved it in my eyes. Maybe not kill, just assault. Per haps theft. Who knows.

 

[Vilcus]

I wouldn't break any laws, because if I stole money I'd feel like crap, and if I harmed anyone I'd feel like crap. I don't like hurting people, and I know what it's like to be a victim of theft.

If I had no choice, then I'd probably steal the money of the major families in the U.S. because they're behind a lot of the corruption, and they got rich by ruining people's lives. I'd then distribute it to people all over the world, because god knows those families have enough money to keep everyone living in general comfort for their entire lives.

 

[Keele]

I wouldn't break the law.

 

[crunchieman]

Well first I would have to have Underage sex.
And then I would of developed a taste for it so Underage sex.
Then I'd be hooked on it like a drug so more Underage sex.

This is how I was taught sex was like. I'm 14.

 

[Latinidiot]

let's see....

1: Waltz into the royal palace in Holland
2: Put my name on every ownership deed I find there
Insure it(this is legal) for loads of Euros.
3: steal a tank and run the thing into the fucking ground, cashing in big time, and obliterating the dutch monarchy.

Do I win?

 

[dalek sec]

Simple for me:

1. Kill that prick Senator from Cali that's pushing the video game law.
2. Kill Glen Beck and burn down Fox News.
3. Rob a bank of all it's money and then retire to someplace nice and sunny.

I like to think that would be a nice simple plan.

 

[Red Right Hand]

1. Rob Bank.
2. Buy lots and lots of drugs.
3. Get really high.

There we go, 3 illegal things. Apart from robbing banks, I already do them.

Edit: Or do a line of coke beside those silent guys who guard Buckingham Palace. That could be fun.

 

[A Raging Emo]

1: Rob a place that has a lot of money
2: Repeat or killing
3: Repeat or killing

Simple.

I was Ninja'd on the first post.

 

[lacktheknack]

Jaywalk three times.

 

[Caspertjuhh]

I cant think of too many things. Maybe dodge taxes, but I mean, who doesn't do that already ?

 

[MasTerHacK]

1. Graffiti
2. Graffiti
3. Graffiti