If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

[ssgt splatter]

1. Rob a bank, typical
2. Steal a helicopter
3. Kill all the bastards who tormented me in juior high and high school.

 

[Pimwing]

1. run around naked
2. rob a bank (classic)
3. probably murder geert wilders

 

[Jodah]

1 and 2. I can think of two people I would kill without a second thought.
3. I'm not sure what I would do for the third one.

 

[Lolth17]

1. Rob a casino (casinos often have more money hanging around than banks)
2. Rob another casino
3. Rob another casino

I would then use the money to invest in a casino. Preferably one that had very high security standards. I could use my money to commit many other crimes and pay lawyers to get me out of it.

 

[Jaded Scribe]

1. Rob bank
2. Kill b--- who threw herself at my husband and tried very hard (unsuccessfully) to steal him away.
3. Have kinky fun times with my husband in a public place.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

Bad bad things...

And lots of stealing money

 

[Sparrow]

1. Rob bank
2. Kill b--- who threw herself at my husband and tried very hard (unsuccessfully) to steal him away.
3. Have kinky fun times with my husband in a public place.

1. Join in.
2. Join in.
3. Join in?

 

[open trap]

Kill
Kill
Rob A Place

 

[kouriichi]

Steal every penny of bill gate's money. ((Nothing personal, i just was to be the richest man on the planet))
Shoot Justin Beiber 33 times in the knee caps with an AK-47.
Burn down a chirch. ((dont worry, it would be empty))

 

[Broady Brio]

Spoiler: But but...

I don't know maybe;

1)Dealing cocaine
2)Assault
3)Another Assualt (On the same guy.)

 

[TheMarkedOne]

Get a few people together and try to overthrow the government I guess.
If I succeed, I can pass any law I want.

Although that won't be a simple job to do.
So I better stick with the usual that's being said.

 

[TheHecatomb]

3. probably murder geert wilders

I hope you are white, either non-religious or christian and overall a fairly healthy dude, so his followers won't have some minority to go berzerk on after his death.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Rob a bank and buy my family comfort and safety.
Murder someone who's caused countless millions suffering and pain.
Blow up 70% of the BNP membership in a building, including all of their leadership.

 

[Gbadude3]

1. Steal all the gold in Fort Knocks
2. Sell all the stolen gold
3. Kill Jack Thompson

 

[Plurralbles]

I believe a lot of you are breaking more laws than you think.

For example, if I wanted to kill someone with a gun, I'd have to break the law of concealed carry, no registration on it, and then the murder itself. Perhaps I use a knife... then I still have to manage to trespass or assault.

Breaking 3 laws is too easy.

 

[mjc0961]

Mount a spike strip launcher on the back of my car and then use them on assholes who tailgate when I'm already going the speed limit. "Oh, you want to go faster? And you think that makes it okay to put me in harm's way? Enjoy the new tires asshole."

I'm probably overlooking that it could cause injury to them, but somehow my magical spike strip launcher would make it so they don't wipe out or something. I dunno.

 

[Weaver]

I'd rob 3 banks. Then I would have enough money to buy silence to break the law more.

 

[Canid117]

I am surprised by the lack of "Throw a Molotov into the RIAA's headquarters" and other similar ones.