If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

[FalloutJack]

Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.

 

[Kebabco]

Rape a child then kill it. All in one.

Ah damn, I wanted to rape and kill a child!! But now you got into it/him/her (blergh, disgusting bad bad bad) before me!

With my other 2 crimes probably steal a buttload of money and create a hidden lair with a ton of weed hidden somewhere.

 

[Cenryk]

If I cause anarchy within a country, would that render the other 2 choices as not illegal anymore. Other than that, I'd rob a bank and screw someone in public.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

1. Steal the entire U.S. and declare myself ruler
2. Annex the rest of North America and South America
3. Bomb all countries that might oppose me into submission

Now I won't have to break the law, I AM the law.

 

[Koganesaga]

Steal lottery money (the big one too not that little daily lotto), kill everyone who played DotA with the "I'm a failure at life but rock at this game so I'm gonna act like I'm a fucking god" (hate that they ruined the game) attitude with one amazingly calculated missile strike, and create a legitimate pimping business that couldn't be touched after it had been establish.

 

[King Toasty]

1. Destroy the PTC building.
2. Force Bill Gates to give me everything in his will, then kill him.
3. Bitchslap Jack Thompson. Right in the face. With a brick.

 

[Underground Man]

Not pay taxes (x3). Only the government can legally get away with running a Ponzi scheme. >:[

 

[sky14kemea]

1: Rob a place that has a lot of money
2: Repeat or killing
3: Repeat or killing

Simple.

Daaaamn, I was ninja'd by a guy with a pirate avatar.

(Yay! Pirates! )

But yeah, these would be the same for me.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

kill one of my tenants (you know who you are)
kill whoever stole my MP3 player
threaten my brother's friends with a knife so they wont steal anything else of mine.

then id be screwed because i couldny break the law anymore... i just would tell them that would be my second attempt so they're always afraid of me >

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Take all of Goldman Sachs money.

Take all of BP's money.

Take all of Apple's money.

...I'm set now

 

[Kukakkau]

1. Steal all the money in the stock exchange
2. Kill through my hated list (watch out gaga)
3. Arson of a massive scale - burning stuff is funnnn

 

[Svenparty]

I say here that I'd probably kill some awful person but in reality I'd end up doing something lame like stealing a game.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

I'd murder Ahaminijade for being a horrible bigot of a leader.
I'd steal 88 million from blizzard (You probably know why)
I would rob a rich bank n_n

 

[jawg_t-j]

1.rob a bank
2.rob a asda and or gameshop.
3.steal some plutonium and a flux capasaster for the gigawatts needed and to travel to the future where theyve created cyberspace (and an interactive dead or alive game)

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Murder, murder, murder but not in any specific order.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Marry two gay couples.

Just to spite those states that rebanned it.

...is what I'd say if I was American. So I guess... uhh... loiter?
Life is so empty

 

[Daffy F]

Probably....:
Mass robbery of local Game shop,
Steal a ton of money and put it on a card for later,
Get free internetz.