If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

[Del-Toro]

Rob a bank, which would be my first offense. For the other two, I'd see where the bank robbing takes me.

 

[Nouw]

1.Rob a bank and get as much money as possible.
2.Download every game,song,book and movie every published.
3.Seriously injure a few people.

 

[Duncan Belfast]

1) Throw molotov cocktails at the WBC. Then, in the smouldering ruins, place a sign saying
"You're welcome
-God"

2) Build a perpeptual motion machine and become a billionaire energy tycoon.

3) Acquire the ability to fold space at will and teleport.

 

[Gentle Dementia]

I wouldn't, I would just use it as the best threat ever for the rest of my life, just say "I can break the law three times, murder only counts as one" something like that... never have to wait in line again haha.

 

[A sarcastic Bastard]

Steal almost all of everyone's money so I can be the richest person in the world

Kill Justin Beiber

Rob a bank

 

[GRoXERs]

One day you get to know that today you can break the law 3 times. No one would try to stop you and you will not have to go to jail no matter how sever your crimes where. What would you do?

The US needs a benevolent dictator for a day, so I'd plan out what to do with the smartest people I could find then rewrite the US constitution to fix our political system. That's my first one.
Next, I'd install myself as UN Secretary General and fix some shit there, too. Specifically, threaten to have all UN member nations invade Israel and Palestine if their leaders don't shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down and talk about what needs to happen for peace. Also, I'd mandate that all nations get rid of all their nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons. We don't need 'em.
Finally, I'd sterilize everyone on Earth whose IQ was less than 110. The world as a whole has both a population problem and a serious stupidity problem. Actually, maybe this one should come first, and if it doesn't fix things try the other two.

...all illegal, all necessary.

 

[Jay Cee]

1) Eat a Pick & Mix sweet from the counter at Tescos.

2) Unjustifiably falcon punch anyone I see.

3) Eat another Pick & Mix sweet from the counter at Tescos.

 

[The Bum]

You,ve seen the boondock saints? That on a smaller scale.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'd senselessly beat this guy I really hate

Then I'd incite hatred with an aim to cause violence (aimed at this guy (and one or two others))

Then I'd have it written in the lawbooks that hating these guys and attacking them is mandatory, and also make it so this law cannot be repealed

why, you ask?

No real reason. These guys didn't really bully me or make my life hell. They're just genuinely unpleasant, crappy people who will never achieve anything and never really aspire to anything more than "play XBOX, get laid".

I have no real grudge against them, but I'm just that kind of person, and I've just been given free reign of their civil liberties and human rights. I wanna make the anthill SQUIRM under my magnifying glass

 

[Stryc9]

Install a program that steals one cent from every bank account in the world every day on every bank computer. Completely undetectable of course.

Put a former close friend into a coma in the most prolonged, painful and violent way possible. There are some things you just don't do.

To cap it all off I would probably just steal a bunch of shit from somewhere just because I can get away with it.

 

[The Rockerfly]

1) War Crimes
2) Mass genocide
3) High Treason

For shits and giggles

 

[SamsaStanfield]

Underage (consensual) sex
Theft
Theft again

 

[AndyFromMonday]

If I won't be stopped if I am breaking the law then what's the fun? The reason breaking the law is so "exciting" is because you aren't allowed to do it in the first place. The moment that feeling is gone what's the point of breaking it?

 

[Umwerfer]

I'm ruled by instinct:
I would plant lot's of spy'gadgets in out ministers office, so I'd be able to be ludicrously well informed about everything I should not know...and I would steal two bags of "smash" and secretly without anyone knowing pay for it

 

[Treeinthewoods]

1) Drive to Mirage casino and rob cash vault.
2) Drive to Wynn casino and rob cash vault.
3) Escape in Ferrari stolen from Wynn casino dealership.

Steve Wynn owns both the casinoes and I think he's a douche (wasn't very nice when I met him) so robbing him twice for cash and once for an Enzo would feel nice.

Although I heard a rumor that the dealership isn't open anymore...

If that's true, replace 3 with robbing the Bellagio cash vault instead.

 

[crudus]

1. Ponzi scheme.
2. Kill a guy
3. fucking out side on May 1st.

 

[lastcigarette]

1. Liberate the Koch brothers of all their $.
2. Launder said $.
3. Deposit $ in Swiss & Cayman Island bank accounts.

Set up shop on a small Caribbean island.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Not sure.

But I know that they'd only be stupid laws, or laws that I personally don't think should be illegal.

 

[ashley1992]

1. kill Jeremy Kyle
2. dig up Jeremy Kyles' body
3. brutally destroy Jeremy Kyles' body