Real name: my first name would be Ike. Always liked that name, don't know why. Last name, no idea. It would probably be easy to spell, since very few people can pronounce or spell my real last name correctly the first time. Also I want to be a guitarist for a rock band some day, and my first name and the last five letters of my last name are the same as another, more famous guitarist (won't say which). I want to avoid confusion.
Internet name: I keep thinking of better names, so all my internet names are different. I would want them all to be the same. I would like either Combine Harvester, referrinf to the Half Life Combine, or Caste, which comes from some really cool graffiti you see in a few places in Half Life 2 (I like Half Life, okay?). Or something that has Ike in in. I like that name.
I need to learn how to shut up.