If you could channge your name

[Sketchy]

Suddenly this thread seems like Serious Fucking Business.

But I'd change my name to Bonesaw. Who's gonna mess with a Bonesaw?

True story though, in high school there was a girl named Jesse, who wore a tiara her entire high school career, in and out of school. When she turned 18 she legally changed her name to "Queen Jesse". She also never responded to just "Jesse" but only "Queen" or "Queen Jesse".

Needless to say, most of the people at that school really didn't like her very much.

I can't see why not, she seems like a nice, if slightly unhinged, young lady.

 

[AuntyEthel]

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

 

[Riicek]

Suddenly this thread seems like Serious Fucking Business.

But I'd change my name to Bonesaw. Who's gonna mess with a Bonesaw?

True story though, in high school there was a girl named Jesse, who wore a tiara her entire high school career, in and out of school. When she turned 18 she legally changed her name to "Queen Jesse". She also never responded to just "Jesse" but only "Queen" or "Queen Jesse".

Needless to say, most of the people at that school really didn't like her very much.

I can't see why not, she seems like a nice, if slightly unhinged, young lady.

I never minded her all that much. But of course, I love crazy people.

 

[Dudemeister]

Clyde D Awesome
(the D stands for danger)

 

[Mega Moose]

"I'd change my name to "Joe Kickass"."

If you get the quote you win a cookie.

Bart Simpson said that, I believe.
Now make with the cookie!

 

[I Am Pigeon]

Strangelove and then I would become a doctor, either that or Marty McFly.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I wouldn't change my real name. Too accustomed to it.
However, if I could change my alias on the internet so everyone knew me as "Archimedes" instead of "Anarchemitis" and forgot all recollection of my former name, that would be very convenient.

Haha, if that is meant to be humerous, then good job. I enjoy that kind of humour.

It kinda wasn't, but hey, do what you want [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAQZ_uui1SY&feature=related].

 

[stubbmann]

it'd come down to three names: Roll Fizzlebeef, Slab SquatThrust, or Bob Johnson. er... scratch that last one and replace it with Big McLargeHuge

 

[Toiboi]

My name is Toi lol how cool is that I would never want to change it.

 

[Bunnymarn]

I wouldn't change my real name. Too accustomed to it.
However, if I could change my alias on the internet so everyone knew me as "Archimedes" instead of "Anarchemitis" and forgot all recollection of my former name, that would be very convenient.

Haha, if that is meant to be humerous, then good job. I enjoy that kind of humour.

It kinda wasn't, but hey, do what you want [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAQZ_uui1SY&feature=related].

Oh sorry, well I thought it was supposed to be humerous, because that's your name.

If I changed my name, then I would change it to 'An Obviously Innocent Man'. Then if I waas ever in court, the judge would have to say "Today, we are trialing An Obviously Innocent Man."