The Bore gun attachment from Turok.
You know, the one with the flying drills bits that make a persons extremities explode one at a time.
Easy target too. I'd use it on my dads boss.
That jerk will get near 8 million this year, but he's cutting everyone off, taking off hours, denying them over time, even forcing them to date days off and counting it as vacation so he doesn't have to pay anyone for paid vacation later.
I know the economy is bad, but if that prick took even a small percentage of his intake and spread it out, he could make sure that his workers don't starve to death or face foreclosure.