If you could choose any one weapon to only use once on anyone, What and Who would you choose?

[DandyLad]

Chainsaw-launcher, on Rush Limbaugh. Or maybe just drop a train on him.

 

[ThePirateMan]

Weapon: Super Duper Anti-Douchebag Nuke
Target: Humanity
Catchphrase: Yay

 

[Eternal_24]

Lee Evans? What the fuck is your problem man? That's like saying I'd like to burn Santa Claus to death with a Flamethrower.

 

[j0z]

I would use the Morph-O-Ray on any number of annoying celebreties...
Or the Anal Probe (Destroy All Humans!) and use it on Jack Thompson, or Tim Laungfel

Wow, this thread is either going to be locked or checked by the FBI...

Quite possible

 

[LockHeart]

I would like to hunt down Uwe Boll with the Land-Shark Gun from Armed and Dangerous:

Spoiler: Behold

I do believe that is an accurate representation of him being devoured, with me posing for a trophy shot.

 

[Spygon]

a fatman and i would keep it until i really find someone who deserves it

 

[azurawolf]

Mr. Body. With the lead pipe.

Gold star for you!

edit: though you didn't tell us where...

 

[Noogai]

The arc gun from District 9 on Osama

 

[Dhell]

the Singularity Cannon from Unreal 2 Black Holes = Tonnes Of Fun and i'd shoot whoever gets in the way of the hole

 

[Moosebite]

Desert Eagle and any fan of Dave Matthews Band. What? Just because you have horrible taste in music, I'm wrong?

 

[dalek sec]

Dalek beam weapon on Fox News.

 

[KingGolem]

My weapon of choice would be the Gae Bolga, a magical sword wielded by the Welsh hero Cuchalain, which would explode into hundreds of little metal hooks and barbs when it struck a foe to tear up their insides. No doubt it would be fatal and excruciatingly painful. Or, if we're talking about realistic weapons, I'd probably use some sort of dart gun with the darts coated/filled with a specially engineered super virus that could not be cured, was not contagious (I don't really wanna cause a pandemic; too much collateral damage), and made its victim die in mindblowing agony. The victim would either be a personal enemy of mine who you do not know and as such I see no reason to name, or whoever's in charge of Cartoon Network these days. I'll show THEM to mess with my shows!

 

[Treblaine]

Reality hammer on Seth MacFarlane.

That guy has now got his head so far up his own ass he doesn't know how much he is butchering Family Guy. And his youtube cavalcade of crap alone deserves some reality hammering.

 

[willic767]

bat with nails in it on my old bully

 

[Hexenwolf]

My weapon of choice would be the Gae Bolga, a magical sword wielded by the Welsh hero Cuchalain, which would explode into hundreds of little metal hooks and barbs when it struck a foe to tear up their insides. No doubt it would be fatal and excruciatingly painful. Or, if we're talking about realistic weapons, I'd probably use some sort of dart gun with the darts coated/filled with a specially engineered super virus that could not be cured, was not contagious (I don't really wanna cause a pandemic; too much collateral damage), and made its victim die in mindblowing agony. The victim would either be a personal enemy of mine who you do not know and as such I see no reason to name, or whoever's in charge of Cartoon Network these days. I'll show THEM to mess with my shows!

Then why not just use poison instead of a virus? AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES. I'd use a repeating crossbow on the CN execs any day of the week.

 

[Chris M.]

Stephenie Meyer, Planetary-anaialator (spelling?) Futurama referance and if you know what that is you will damn well known what you could do with one.

 

[Bagaloo]

I'd take a good old fashioned Crowbar and smash it into the face of the man who convinced me into buying the shitty, overpriced and currently broken laptop sitting in front of me.

 

[theCMNDER]

Jason Statham with a glock, because I know he can take it!