If you could choose one animal to tame...

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ejb626

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A blue whale just because I think it would be awesome to travel through the ocean with an organic fleet of blue whales (with guns strapped to themselves)
 

Neonbob

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RedMenace said:
Neonbob said:
I think I'd want a tiger. Or a panda.
Both of those would be awesome to have...though a panda would be more humorous to me.
Because nobody remembers they're still bears.
So cuing an attack on someone would be unexpected and hilarious.
Must resist the urge....



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A Whale! I'll teach it to walk on land, dress it in armor made of tanks, and arm it with flack canons, rocket batteries, and tactical AA laser for those pesky nukes!

damn...
*twitch*
None of that will stop me.
I will fucking teleport a nuke into its damn head if I have to!
And then I'll come for you.
ejb626 said:
A blue whale just because I think it would be awesome to travel through the ocean with an organic fleet of blue whales (with guns strapped to themselves)
And perhaps you too.
[small]fucking whale sympathizers.[/small]
 

Fox1789

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obvious for me a fox... but a better challenge would be to tame my mom... if you knew her you would know she is an animal.
 

Xanadeas

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Mmm, only one? Damn... My original answer would've been mankind but... I guess I'll go with a bear. Nothin' more awesome than bear cavalry.
 

skywalkerlion

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Koganesaga said:
I agree with the man above. If I could have, like, 5 wolves following me every where I go, I'd be awesome. However, I'd also have to wear pelts and stuff. And always carry a small hatchet.
 

Lim3

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One of the big cats - ie Lion, Tiger, Pantha.

Problem of course is the amount that you have to feed it and the amount of shit you would have to clean up.