If you could choose your teacher, who would it be?

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bobbob

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Mr. T. No doubt.
"I PITY the fool who don't know Pythagoras theorum! I pity the fool!"
 

Bobzer77

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Blemontea said:
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Blemontea said:
Can i have my English teacher from last year? and can i switch her over to Sex Ed.? giggity... and it isn't just me every other boy in the school does to.
Yes we have one of those too, except she teaches English and religion so she does sex ed too.

What is it with English teachers and attractive women?
So because she is religious she teaches sex ed? but my theory is that English teachers start out sexy but after they reach a certain age, it depends on what happens because we have one that is... a good teacher but definitely not eye candy and the other is a funny teacher and kinda nice to look at.
Nah in Ireland we have a specific class called "Religion" where we cover random stuff like that (admittedly sex isn't random but theres a lot of other crap too)
 

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I'd like Stanley Kubrick as my Film Studies teacher. That'd be dooooooope.
And you'd probably do a lot of dope, too!

OT: Hmm... Arnold Schwarzenegger. I might purposely try to fail everything just so I can hear him yell angrily! XD
 

WinterOrbit

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I'd like Neil Gaiman to teach a writing class, please. Or, if we assume there is no language barrier, Haruki Murakami or Jorge Luis Borges.
 

BlackStar42

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Stephen Fry, Morgan Freeman, Brian Blessed, and for quite different reasons, Myleene Klass to teach me piano.
 

Trivun

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The Doctor, of course. He's a Time Lord so has advanced knowledge of various scinetific and maths stuff that humans haven't heard of yet (so he could teach me all the stuff I don't understand on my Maths degree :D), and he'd be the universe's best still-living history teacher...
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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I don't know. I don't think Gandalf would be a great teacher, he kinda leaves it up to Frodo to do his own thing... then runs around manipulating everyone else (granted to their benefit)... maybe if he's teaching you how to hustle up an army against the forces of darkness...
 

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finecrazydud said:
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the best school evar
Thats scary as hell. Gordon Freeman, while a badass with a crowbar, didn't have a very successful scientific career... granted not his fault but... And the Professor from Futurama teaching Math? OMG, he might remember it then again he might teach you how to unmake the universe mathematically by senility.
Guilty Spark would make a great librarian, up until you destroy one of his precious books... then he'll sic the sentinels on your ass.
And there's just something disturbing as hell about Ronald McDonald in any case... *shudder*
That school would be the death of me I think.
 

Athinira

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Any teacher who is blonde, hot and isn't above breaking the law by having a sexual relationship with me.

Debra LaFave for example <3
 

Broady Brio

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My Economics teacher. He takes the piss out of everyone except me.

Why you ask? Because I can close my mouth.
 

Infernai

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Part of Me wants Alucard of Hellsing as a Modern history Teacher (The guys been alive for half a millenia, i think he'd have a good idea as to whats going on in the world). Only problem is.....i get the feeling he'd be a very strict teacher who would NOT accept Failure

Failing that, i'd want the doctor as a teacher (Either incarnation seven or ten prefferably).

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finecrazydud said:
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the best school evar
Congratulations, you have won this thread.
 

MikailCaboose

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I going back to steal my Middle-school History teacher. Mr. Holt could make any topic interesting. Literally.
 

Mr. Omega

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Music: Jack Black
History: The Doctor
Math: Mr. T
Science: Dr. Insano
 

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Kitsune_Bi said:
Definitely Izumi Curtis from Full Metal Alchemist.
indeed, she would definitely increase grades in my school, work or death? hmm, i know which option I'd chose
 

Beryl77

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Eikichi Onizuka from GTO. The lessons would never be boring, although I probably wouldn't learn much.