If you could choose your teacher, who would it be?

[REAPER5594]

Capt. Picard, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Brom (from Eragon, the book, not the shitty movie), Durzo Blint (Night Angel trilogy) Garrus, Wrex, Tali, or Joker (Mass Effect 1-2) Professor Xavier, Ezio Auditore, Gandalf, Allonon (Shannara series), Giles (Buffy The Vampire Slayer), the list goes on. A school with these guys as teacher would be badass. but to choose one... damn that's hard.

 

[DaBozz]

Duh jack black, have none of you seen school of rock!

 

[Nixzilla]

Chuck Norris because he could teach everything to me in 1sec and i would be done with school and collage

 

[WaysideMaze]

The second I saw the title of this thread, Stephen Frys name came straight to mind. So yeah first post ninja...

 

[Overlordjack]

Morgan Freeman.
why?
he's god damn Morgan Freeman!

 

[SimuLord]

Gus Johnson. Military history would be a blast. "The Sixth Army surrenders at Stalingrad and HERE COME THE RUSSIANS! THEY'RE IN BERLIN!!!!!!!"

 

[Leemaster777]

Bruce Lee, who wouldn't want to learn martial arts from that guy?

/thread, right there.

I was going to go with Samuel Jackson for acting lessons, but that wins right there, no questions asked.

 

[Sacman]

Cooking Mama!!!

 

[Wintermute_]

The Emperor. He'd teach me how to properly misuse my anger.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Oh hellz yeah

btw if you dont know who that is, SHAME ON YOU!

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Frank Herbert or Dan Abnett. Theyre my two favorite authors ever. Myabe karen Traviss. For Science im gonna say gordon freeman. Theoretical physics FTW! And for math/science id go for Einstein. For economics Henry Ford. For politics Marx cotaught by the modern champion of capitolism Glen Beck. For the lols.And finally for music J. L. Wince (Hurt)

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Ezio Auditore for Sex Ed...hehehehe

and Allan Wake for language arts.

Possibly even Cole from inFAMOUS 2 for Gym.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

BRIAN BLESSED COULD YELL ABOUT HISTORY!

 

[C95J]

Darth Vader

 

[spartan1077]

Morgan Freeman with Sean connery as well you know why

 

[DoubleH100]

Johnny Depp, But he has to be speaking in either his Captain Jack Sparrow, Donnie Brasco, or John Dillinger accents.

 

[vanthebaron]

Eikichi Onizuka from GTO. The lessons would never be boring, although I probably wouldn't learn much.

Ninja'd. I want him for a ethics class (in stead of the REVEREND thy have teaching it now the doctor Gregory house as my health teacher.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Morgan Freeman. I would be guaranteed to pass every class if he taught them, just because he'd make it so damn interesting.

 

[katsumoto03]

Morgan Freeman.

"Ever since I was a little boy, people have been using Dijkstra's algorithm to find the shortest path..."

You win. I can't even remember what I was going to say.

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