If you could download a human skill

[robinkom]

To download the fastest human metabolism healthily possible. Because I am lazy beyond all recognition and always have been. Staying in shape and eating right is a monumental chore (hassle) for me.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Download empathy, stick it on a USB and upload it to my boyfriend.

For myself, probably martial arts and 'not giving a shit-ness'

So you would give your boyfriend empathy...and delete your own empathy? That seems....really self centered. Ideally, you should both be equally empathic.

It makes me laugh how hard people are trying on this site to insult or start an argument with me.
I never said I'd delete mine. Not giving a shit meaning not caring what people said or did to me, completely different to empathy.

 

[Superior Mind]

I'm travelling through South America at the moment so if I could download any skill to my brain it'd probably be the skill to speak and understand all of the world's languages.

Seriously, apparently even when I do speak my poor Spanish I fail. Hamburguesa sin huavo con queso y uno cervesa! How is that difficult to understand you silly waitress *****! Don't give me a damn strawberry milkshake if I don't fucking ask for one!

 

[robinkom]

The skill of being the master of every fighting type there is.

I'd be a pro MMA fighter without even going to a single class.

The fighting styles the MMA uses tend to rely a lot of physical strentgh (such as boxing) so you would still suck uinless you spend a lot of time at the gym.

Oh, and MMA fighters suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ZozmX6Pck

They tend to overly rely on western techniques. It would take them mutliple strikes to break a mans's bone, but many eastern arts can teach you to break a man's arms or legs in one hit. that's the actual point of all those board and brick breaking classes- to teach you how to break bone quickly and conistently in a fight.

Not to mention, entertainment-wise, MMA is pretty boring. Well, it's boring to me anyways... all I see is a whole lot of rolling around and hugging. A consistent style amongst all competitors like Thai Kickboxing or Tae Kwan Do is easier to watch.

If the person that said they would be an MMA fighter was to succeed in his downloaded trait, he would need to download the knowledge of the psychology and technique to basic Hand-to-Hand combat of a particular style instead. Those guys usually have one prevailing background in a certain style anyway.

 

[Grabnaur]

Parkour of course!! Is there really anything else.

 

[johnman]

The abiltiy to kick ass at guitar and imitate peopels voices perfectly (some people can do it)
Then I would start a kick ass awesome band

 

[SecondmateFlint]

I'd like to feel well. I mean not be sick. I'd download the "feel good all of the time" program.

Went to the ER today, not feeling that great. Hence why I want this.

That or Parkour.

 

[yaik7a]

Utorrent So I could have all the skillz

 

[ZeLunarian]

Download empathy, stick it on a USB and upload it to my boyfriend.

For myself, probably martial arts and 'not giving a shit-ness'

So you would give your boyfriend empathy...and delete your own empathy? That seems....really self centered. Ideally, you should both be equally empathic.

It makes me laugh how hard people are trying on this site to insult or start an argument with me.
I never said I'd delete mine. Not giving a shit meaning not caring what people said or did to me, completely different to empathy.

You mean you wish you didn't overly care so much? ):
I'd rather loose the part where it hurts personally. Something about caring too much is self-satisfactory.

 

[EeveeElectro]

You mean you wish you didn't overly care so much? ):
I'd rather loose the part where it hurts personally. Something about caring too much is self-satisfactory.

Pretty much, I'd like to block out emotional pain if there's a word for it. I couldn't think of a word for not giving a shit, having a headache for the past 4 days hinders your brain somewhat >.<

 

[LordGarbageMan]

I would download master lock-picking techniques so I could B&E. As well as other good stuff. Surprised I didn't see more of this.

 

[HT_Black]

I'd like the fighting skills of GoW 3- era Kratos, please.

...What? He was a regular human!

Barring that, I'd settle for the fighting/stealth abilities of Batman and the mobility of the Sands of Time-era prince.

 

[Captain Ninja]

i would download the knowledge of every library evar!

 

[Firia]

I'd master the Adobe Master Suite collection... or Animation. Gawd, with that? Imagine....

 

[Trebort]

I'd like a photographic memory

 

[Sentient6]

Being a totally unoriginal bloke, I'd pick either parkour or super guitar skills, John Petrucci level.. I know, technically I can achieve either (or even both) if I just put some effort into it, but... Eh, I'd rather play videogames..

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I'd want the guitar skills of Joe Satriani, Ken Hensley, Eric Johnson, Steve Vai, Richie Sambora, Timo Tolkki and Dave Murray combined.

 

[creatiwe]

a photographic memory. every person has the ability but we lack the software.

 

[Oatmeel]

Orgasm on demand.