If you could fight ANYONE in the history of time, who would it be?

[RedPandaMan]

A clone of myself, as it would be a completely equal fight and therefore awesome.

But, if that would break the universe, I choose Jesus just to see how quickly he could kick my ass.

 

[hippykiller]

Ghandi. Awesome.
Or Hitler.

cough cough fight club

 

[MCDeltaT]

I would fight Jesus had he existed. Hah atheism ftw

But seriously I would fight Moses

 

[Zac_Dai]

Barry White.

 

[Hazardlife]

The first human.

I'd beat him to death and create a time paradox, screwing over all of humanity.

 

[Sonicron]

I would go for a fist fight with one of the manliest men of all time: Ernest Hemingway.

"Who's your Papa?!"

 

[electric_warrior]

i'd want to fight naploeon, but only as he was in Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure

 

[CNKFan]

Abe Lincoln or Benjamin Franklin.

 

[Sassafrass]

Winston Churchill. No reason, just haven't seen his name here.

 

[CorvinBlack]

Nietzche - you know why you motherlover. Oh, I'd beat the crap out of you, you disgrace.

Lucas - with a sack full of money, money you made from destroying our childhood heros. I know he isn't a historical figure, but a few years back...)

d'Artagnan - I'll show you who should be the best swordman of Europe, you french prick.

Roosevelt - you know which one.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Myself at age five, which would scar my present self for life, and so on. I mean seriously, wouldn't you freak out if yourself from ten years in the future came out of no where and started wailing on you?

 

[Curtmiester]

Ghandi. Awesome.
Or Hitler.

cough cough fight club

Wow, you must be the only one who got that./Sarcasm

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I'd go with Gangus Kan, because I'd have a gun and he wouldn't, then i could say I killed the most ruthless person to ever exist.

Oh and the first one to say General Paton gets a cookie for your efforts, and if you survive you get to live in a mantion of cookies.

 

[murlo360]

a young patrick swayze

*laughs till craps pants*

 

[Wadders]

Abe Lincoln. Me and him are a similar build, so I reckon I might stand a chance.

And facial hair like that deserves to be punished.

 

[LtFerret]

Ulysses S. Grant

Post Civil War, if only so i can tell him how to not f-up his presidency

 

[mannaroth]

I'd fight Hitler or Uwe Bowl.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Someone very easy to beat up. Preferably in a wheelchair. In that case I'll take Steven Hawkings. I'm not taking any chances!

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I'd love to get my arse kicked by Boudica!

People I'd like to beat the crap out of include Hitler, senitor McCarthy and the founding members of every monotheistic religion.

 

[socialtangent]

Theodore Roosevelt, just to see how quickly he could kick my ass.

This.

It'd be an honor for Teddy Rossevelt to kick my ass.