If you could fight ANYONE in the history of time, who would it be?

[A random person]

Bruce Lee. I'd get my ass kicked instantaneously, but I'd still have massive bragging rights and might even learn something about martial arts in the process.

 

[Iron Mal]

King Leonidus (of Spartan fame).

Why? It would be an epic (if somewhat unfair) fight, even if I lost I would be seen as pretty badass (just for having the balls to take the guy on).

 

[Zorg Machine]

Alexander the great (I could win since they were tiny back in the day) and then he would be known as Alexander the so and so

 

[arc101]

i would love to puch the founding fathers in the balls. Just for a giggle and that the USA would be founded by a bunch of guys bent double clutching their gentleman vegetables

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Alexander the Great. I'd break both his arms from the elbow, then take the title 'Alexander the Great' personally.

 

[Harlemura]

Einstein. I'd fight him for the right to the theory of relativitey.
I just hope he didn't know kung-fu.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I would go back in time and kill baby Hitler, just to stop the sick bastard.

 

[Uncompetative]

Anyone who rides a bicycle on a pavement, and I have...

 

[Agent Larkin]

Teddy Roosevelt. Why? Because if I won Cracked.com would have to shut up about him.

 

[Private Custard]

Definately Hitler, one on one, no gloves!

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd fight Ghandi.

 

[Archer147]

you know what to do. for me it would be Gorge Lucas.... fuckin' phantom Menace.

Just outta curiousity, I never understood what was wrong with the phantom menace....... why don't you like it?

if you have to ask, it's too expensive

ot: dan brown. made us athiests look like a bunch of wankers.

and i could totally kick his arse

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Mother Teresa or Osama Bin Laden, oh wait, in a game I can...

...if I had the game.

 

[Nickolai77]

Stalin
Hitler
Pol-Pot
Gadafi
Emperor Tiberius
Emperor Nero

In fact, all the Roman Emporors except Ceaser, Claudius, Hadrian and Marcus Aurelius.

 

[Dhell]

prolly doesint apply but Uwe friggin Boll beat him with a sack of spuds until he bleeds then keep beating him -.- ruined movies

 

[person427]

Will Farrel. That man needs a good ass kicking. The follow ups include:
Gabriel, The Angel.
Sun Tso
Ullyses S Grant.
Grizzly Adams
Walt Disney
Walt Disney
Napoleon (cant spell the last name. infact i think i screwed up mr. grant as well.
And finnaly.
Walt Disney.

Why Walt Disney? When he was in charge, Disney wasn't as bad as it is now. Fight the greedy idiots who took over the company.

 

[Pendragon9]

Forget that. I'd fight a Tyranosaurus Rex.

It may be a losing battle, but I'm going down in style!

Or if that isn't an option, I'd fistfight George Washington.