I'd get them to load a supercar with explosives, me driving, get me to drive off a really high cliff and explode in midair. Preferably they would also clone Velociraptors who'd be chasing the car, and they'd, like, be latched on to the thing and I'd say something cool before hitting the detonator and blowing us all up.
Have my hands superglued to my head then hung with really fine piano wire.
So it will look like i ripped my head off(If you dont get it try imagining it.)
Or i would want to die of old age......by slipping and falling in the tub....like a true beast.
Slow-falling down a nearly bottomless pit. Food would appear out of somewhere and I'd be able to eat it to stay alive until I suddenly sped up and hit the bottom a random amount of years later. Through the entire experience, i'd be listening to my music playlist and watching movies before my eyes, and looking at people who were watching me while I fall.
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