Sort of like this thenLord Mountbatten Reborn said:
OT : Maybe something like this,
if you could had to choose an execution, what would it be?
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OT : Maybe something like this,
I would take a glide suit (its a ruber-latex like thing that can give you limited gliding capabilities, they are real) cover myself in gasoline, then jump off a building. about 5-10 floors from the top I'd have a guy with a flamethrower light me on fire as I yell "FLAME ON!" and I'd glide through new york city (or any city really) until I'm burnt to a crisp. It would be EPIC! Alternativly I'd go death by firing squad, but without a blindfold. I'd look 'em in the eyes and yell "HIT ME MOTHERF*CKERS!"
Be tied to something, carried on it to the middle of nowhere, and nuked as Gregorian chants are played.
More peacefully, meet with a few friends while this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehAjJXg7WlY] is played, and then get killed painlessly in my sleep.
More peacefully, meet with a few friends while this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehAjJXg7WlY] is played, and then get killed painlessly in my sleep.
kahlzun said:So.. you want to be 'impaled' by the 'swords' of Chuck Norris and Sly Stallone, among others??thenoblitt said:
Explains some things
You know what they say about assuming, im just saying that dieing by chuck norris, sylvester stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger impaling you on swords that should only be wielded by conan the barbarian would be a pretty sweet way to die, now stop trying to find hidden meanings in things that dont have any hidden meanings
hehehe... touched a nervethenoblitt said:kahlzun said:So.. you want to be 'impaled' by the 'swords' of Chuck Norris and Sly Stallone, among others??thenoblitt said:
Explains some things
You know what they say about assuming, im just saying that dieing by chuck norris, sylvester stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger impaling you on swords that should only be wielded by conan the barbarian would be a pretty sweet way to die, now stop trying to find hidden meanings in things that dont have any hidden meanings
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Relax
Cut off both arms and both legs with a sword,
rub his face against a cheese grater,
light his eyeballs on fire,
impale his testicles on a sharp stick,
slowly roast them over his flaming eyeballs,
make a balloon dog out of his inflated intestines,
sacrifice his heart to the gods to bring the balloon dog to life,
have the dog eat his roasted nuts,
throw the rest into the pit where I keep my fire-breathing pet kraken, Greg,
anything left over I will put into a catapult and fire it into the su-
wait what?
it's my own execution?
Oh, damm I dunno.
Death by Snoo Snoo?
rub his face against a cheese grater,
light his eyeballs on fire,
impale his testicles on a sharp stick,
slowly roast them over his flaming eyeballs,
make a balloon dog out of his inflated intestines,
sacrifice his heart to the gods to bring the balloon dog to life,
have the dog eat his roasted nuts,
throw the rest into the pit where I keep my fire-breathing pet kraken, Greg,
anything left over I will put into a catapult and fire it into the su-
wait what?
it's my own execution?
Oh, damm I dunno.
Death by Snoo Snoo?
First choice is death by awesome sex.
Second is getting pushed out of an airplane with my parachute replaced with whoever sentenced me to execution. I'm betting I could weasel a pardon out of them in time for someone to catch us with a big net or something.
Second is getting pushed out of an airplane with my parachute replaced with whoever sentenced me to execution. I'm betting I could weasel a pardon out of them in time for someone to catch us with a big net or something.
Seconded. Although I would like to specify the executioners as hot. Not some horribly obese chicks that rape you. Just ones so hot you end up killing yourself from it.D0WNT0WN said:
