If you could have a superpower.....

[OptimisticPessimist]

Oh, nothing fancy. Just a general physical overhaul. you know, enhanced strength, speed, resillience, agility, etc. think Beast without the...blueness.

 

[Maverick Dorotheo]

Reality Warping - The GameBreaker Choice.

Hm, would have to go with Science and Magic.

 

[BanthaFodder]

I would want either:
A. Spider powers (ala Spiderman)
B. Ghost powers (ala Danny Phantom)
or
C. just good ol' superpowers (ala Superman)
this is especially good, seeing as how I'd be immune to disease and could probably survive being shot into the Sun

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Give me super strength and Invincibility. That way,I can hired myself out as a Merc.

Then someone dropped anuke on me, and where the cloud thins out, there I will be, naked and saying slowly:

"Need more Gun."

 

[Jegsimmons]

sure wished that was established...and no...that can't be. the first movie she was stabbed by wolverine, and she still had some prominent scars in the second movie which was quite a while after the events in the first!

 

[William Esty]

Ghost powers. This would include aspects such as possession of both animate and inanimate objects, invisibility, flying, and phasing through walls and other solid objects. That or magic/alchemy.

 

[William Esty]

So, the combined abilities of the pokemon legendaries?

 

[ThunderDumpling]

Ability to control time (stop, fast forward, slow down, skip) for... good stuff ;T

or

Ability to have complete control of the interactions and movements of electrons.
Electricity is ma b*tch.
Phase through anything.
Break down anything.
Nothing can touch you and anything can die. >:]
(super jumps and soft landings too)

 

[falseMessiah]

The ability to gain the properties from anything I consume followed by the ability to ingest anything without dying. This has the power to evolve endlessly and assuming I could find a piece of someone (even a clump of hair or after eating a dust mite even a few dead skin cells should work) I would be able to gain any abilities that they possess at the time said thing was a part of them.

Of course I am hoping that I don't have to manifest the form of everything I have ever consumed at once because if I did, I would end up looking like an Eldrich Abomination by the end of the week.

 

[ThunderDumpling]

The ability to gain the properties from anything I consume followed by the ability to ingest anything without dying.

what if all that you had left of someone was their excrement...

 

[TheDarklite]

I want what Sylar has in Heroes... Intuitive Aptitude.
http://heroeswiki.com/Intuitive_aptitude

All your powers are belong to me!!!

 

[OniYouji]

The power to stop people from making endless "if you could have any superpower" threads.

 

[falseMessiah]

The ability to gain the properties from anything I consume followed by the ability to ingest anything without dying.

what if all that you had left of someone was their excrement...

Whether I would eat it or not depended on how useful the abilities they had were. If it was the ability to control ants then no but if it was the ability to manipulate reality, I would grab my fork and dig in.

 

[Yoshi-Pop]

I want the ability to turn water into bees. I'd be the world's greatest supervillian.

 

[ThunderDumpling]

The ability to gain the properties from anything I consume followed by the ability to ingest anything without dying.

what if all that you had left of someone was their excrement...

Whether I would eat it or not depended on how useful the abilities they had were. If it was the ability to control ants then no but if it was the ability to manipulate reality, I would grab my fork and dig in.

I would eat it for the ability to control ants... do you KNOW how many ants there are?!

 

[SimpleJack]

It would be the ability to slow time down to a stop for me, and when I sped it up again It would've been only a fraction of a second for other people. Think about all the things you could do with that kinda superpower. You could basically take anything you wanted from anywhere as well as do tiresome chores and stuff in the blink of an eye.

 

[falseMessiah]

The ability to gain the properties from anything I consume followed by the ability to ingest anything without dying.

what if all that you had left of someone was their excrement...

Whether I would eat it or not depended on how useful the abilities they had were. If it was the ability to control ants then no but if it was the ability to manipulate reality, I would grab my fork and dig in.

I would eat it for the ability to control ants... do you KNOW how many ants there are?!

I am quite aware but I wouldn't be willing to eat excrement for it (Come now, I must preserve the modicum of dignity I have left). If I wanted it badly enough I would scavenge for a few skin cells, possibly a finger or eye.

However, if the situation is ironclad and I cannot do either of those things. I would live without it.

 

[thathaloguy117]

I would want the ability to go back or forward in time, so I can prevent myself from spilling coffee on my laptop!!!

 

[Shadowtek]

To be able to turn myself and objects invisible. For my own personal reasons.

 

[Helscreama]

I'd go with mind control.

Who needs ever work again if you can just convince people to pay you!