If you could have an army of.....

[Ursus Astrorum]

An army of power-armored tauren with modern weaponry built for their size.

Sounds kind of average, until you consider that the bullets for a tauren-sized assault rifle are about the size of your middle and index finger combined. Heavier guns might as well be repeating artillery cannons.

 

[War Penguin]

I think it's obvious that I would have penguins.

Arise my little bird in tuxedos! This world shall be ours!

 

[VicunaBlue]

Army of indistructro-robo-tanks, piloted by ghosts

 

[awsome117]

An Army of Cabooses. Honestly, more people would kill themselves at the sight of more than one caboose than being killed by caboose.

The ulitamite weapon.

 

[happysock]

Army of spartans
/thread

 

[Nmil-ek]

An army of Bruce Campbells

Feel free to surrender at any time.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Russians

Demons

Katamari weilding cousins

possesed blades

dark wizards

Geth

Reapers (either kind is fine)

Red rings of death

Hobbits

Elvis Impersonaters

Jpop stars (cuz I'm hearin them right now)

Cosplayers

medico mechanico robots

the things from Mimic

the robo nurse bears

Escapists


that enough choices?

 

[Asickorphan]

An army of battle cruisers from StarCraft. They're russian! Set a course!

 

[Sixties Spidey]

An Army of Spartans. No not THOSE Spartans.

THESE ONES!

 

[Soxafloppin]

I think id with an army of yoshis!

YEAH.

 

[MentalBakura]

I would like an army of Hunters from Left 4 Dead. Either that, or an army of Scouts. Just imagine all the "Bonk!"

 

[OddOzZy666]

An army of Cthulhus. I win

 

[Crimsane]

Zombie bears. Or just incredibly sad-looking animals, with which to make my enemies feel guilty for not adopting them and commit suicide.

Spoiler: Like so. Why're you not saving me? :(

 

[Triple G]

An army of power-armored tauren with modern weaponry built for their size.

Sounds kind of average, until you consider that the bullets for a tauren-sized assault rifle are about the size of your middle and index finger combined.

High caliber leads to low accuracy and low reach of the weaopon, your tauren would be knocked out by a group of snipers. Or a tank division.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

Deathclaws from Fallout or Storm troopers.

deathclaw storm troopers?
a replica army because i've got back in to F.E.A.R. and they are awesome

An Army of Spartans. No not THOSE Spartans.

THESE ONES!

"if they want war, we'll give them war"

 

[Crossborder]

An army of liberty primes!
EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED

 

[Dr.Sean]

An army of Chuck Norris.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Zombie bears. Or just incredibly sad-looking animals, with which to make my enemies feel guilty for not adopting them and commit suicide.

Spoiler: Like so. Why're you not saving me? :(

Oh. My. [Diety].
it looks so sad I want to adopt it now!
*Shoots self for guilt ridance*

 

[Dentedgod]

I want an army of Companions (what Inara was in Firefly). I'd never leave my kingdom...ever.