Jewish ninja nazis that all dress in orange and lavender darthvader suits with nipple holes and communicate by resiting lines from cassablanca in bad roy jones jr. or solid snake impressions, and also by throwing wet towels at eachother only using their toes... oh and they use old copies of constanly flaming sega cd games as weapons... oh and they can also transform into green fender left handed stratocasters when it's between 74 and 75 degrees in idaho and if the closest person to the capital of zimbabwe is in a good mood and thinking about crops that are grown in alaska...