If you could have an army of.....

[ZomgSharkz]

An army of gingerbread men. I would take over the world!

Hell yeah you would. I mean no one can catch the gingerbread man. They'd just run by the enemy and bomb all his pie factories.

OT: I dunno, probably an army of nanobots. Have them infiltrate every person on the opposing side and then make them all just drop dead. Not sure if nanobots could do that, but shut up I can dream.

 

[Sporadic chaos]

An army of chickens!

 

[Ninja_X]

Need I say it?

An army of NINJAS!!!

Make them pink flaming ninjas for my army.

Thats just...........awesome.

Where do I get an army of her?

 

[Skeleon]

An army of Battlemechs. We'd just stomp on anything small that gets in the way and blow anything big to bits.

 

[Eternal_24]

An army of nuclear bombs.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

an army of whales, that will beach on an island then steam roll everything..

 

[Kellerb]

An army of gods. what the hell people

 

[Hollock]

a especially large army of clay soilders http://www.macleayvalleytravel.com/terracottawarriors.jpg

 

[Hollock]

An army of Zoidbergs! We would thrash all enemies with our never ending whooping!

plus the moral of all foes will plummet when you eat their flags

 

[Satin6T]

RELEASE THE KITTIES!

 

[Jark212]

My own Elite Squad of super sexy anime chicks... Just live peacefully. No need of wars here.

 

[LockHeart]

I would have to say,

Spoiler: This

 

[wilted_orchid]

An army of Ninjas in Chuck Norris outfits.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Titan Legions with full skitari crew. Test your might against the Warlords. The Adeptus Mechanicus crushes all

 

[AWC Viper]

i mean why get your hands dirty?

 

[Professor Idle]

An army of Nazi zombies. Feel the terror of getting clusterfucked from all sides.

 

[AWC Viper]

Jewish ninja nazis that all dress in orange and lavender darthvader suits with nipple holes and communicate by resiting lines from cassablanca in bad roy jones jr. or solid snake impressions, and also by throwing wet towels at eachother only using their toes... oh and they use old copies of constanly flaming sega cd games as weapons... oh and they can also transform into green fender left handed stratocasters when it's between 74 and 75 degrees in idaho and if the closest person to the capital of zimbabwe is in a good mood and thinking about crops that are grown in alaska...

Wait. What?

 

[BlackJack47]

An army of cows...MILK FOR ALL