If you could have an army of.....

[Jaed]

So I've been sitting here for an hour thinking of what to have an army of... Likely the words 'An army of' have been burned into my screen by now.
In strictly statistical and speaking volumes, I would have Kirbies. Lots. Of. Kirbies...
Another I would have Dreadlords/Borg.

Aesthetically. (just as statistically effective) Samus/Sexy Anime/Game Females that kick blarghfl that all want- Let's just leave it at that.

 

[BlackJack47]

Jewish ninja nazis that all dress in orange and lavender darthvader suits with nipple holes and communicate by resiting lines from cassablanca in bad roy jones jr. or solid snake impressions, and also by throwing wet towels at eachother only using their toes... oh and they use old copies of constanly flaming sega cd games as weapons... oh and they can also transform into green fender left handed stratocasters when it's between 74 and 75 degrees in idaho and if the closest person to the capital of zimbabwe is in a good mood and thinking about crops that are grown in alaska...

Its quite simple...the mans insane or a GENIUS!!!


Wait. What?

 

[BlackJack47]

My bad i meant to reply and instead quoted

 

[Craig FTW]

An army of frost wyrms.
Kill from the land, kill from the skies.

 

[Roxas1359]

An army of tasmanian devils. Like most Australian animals they are cute, but deadly.

 

[Crescent Sun]

Give me all the armies of the world, that way no one is left with any dfense to oppose my rule. If I can't have them, give the dragons from "Fire Reign".

 

[MikeZealous]

Titan Legions with full skitari crew. Test your might against the Warlords. The Adeptus Mechanicus crushes all

You beat me to it

Id get Legio Invicta, with skitarii, and the Imperial Fists w/ Dorn

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

I would like an army of spectators.

That way when I say "I'm watching you" they'll believe me.

 

[nicholaxxx]

An army of cows. they'll rise up one day, y'know.

Hell Bovine?

 

[Wooody]

Seriously? Screw your ninjas, Spartans, and specters, they would all fall to the wrath of the SHARP POINTY TEETH of my bunny army!!!!

Also how do you insert a picture into your comment?

 

[Sassafrass]

An army of cows. they'll rise up one day, y'know.

Hell Bovine?

Any type of cow really...as long as they all have Mad Cow Disease and all the bulls have pointy, sharp horns.

 

[Kriptonite]

I would have an army of animated weapons. Swords, guns, flamethrowers(endless but with no explosive gas tank), and any other kind of weapon. Especially imaginary ones.

 

[John Stalvern]

An army of Combine forces, With a citadel of course. I'm sure I could just take the world without a fight thanks to my access to a dark fusion reactor, teleportation technology, synths and various pulse weapons, thus emasculating Earth in terms of both energy efficiency and military prowess. I would then make the world a better place, but people would probably be too busy screaming in terror to notice.

 

[nicholaxxx]

An army of cows. they'll rise up one day, y'know.

Hell Bovine?

Any type of cow really...as long as they all have Mad Cow Disease and all the bulls have pointy, sharp horns.

Hell Bovine weild halberds, that good enough for you?

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

I'd want an army of Fizzgig.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I would have an army of zombies, as well as my dark powers used to make more...

 

[sunpop]

An army of turtles for when they reach there teens I will mutate them