If you could have an army of.....

[Triple G]

I don't think you caught on that I was essentially making a tauren space marine army with that last revision. Not tabletop marines, either. They would be fairly proportional to how they are in fluff. They have planes in this example, they're called drop pods and thunderhawks. I didn't mention tauren marine tanks because there really isn't much need for them. I'm willing to bet a TM land raider would eat a tank division for a midmorning snack, though.

Also, Exterminatus: It's what's for dinner. Followed with some heavy terraforming for dessert. We erase you from the planet and make it our own! MWAHAHA!

Sorry but with introducing this you just say: "Uuuuh, a Airborne Paratrooper with an assault rifle can beat the shjit out of a caveman armed with a mace!" That's nothing to feel proud about. I could evenly say: "Uhhh, let's look how your Tauren Marines like to fight the Orks from the multiple decade WAAAGH where the normal boyz are like 2,50m in size and the nobz are 4m in size, and then like a billion of them because that's a proportion of a proper WAAAGH plus the 50.000+ spaceships plus the 100000+ rokz plus the 50.000.000 planes plus the 200.000.000 tanks plus the 50.000 gargants. They would fuck your Tauren." So what I'm saying is: We shalt not battle each other, we shalt battle Halo-fanboys with their goddamn rip-off spacemarines.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Sorry but with introducing this you just say: "Uuuuh, a Airborne Paratrooper with an assault rifle can beat the shjit out of a caveman armed with a mace!" That's nothing to feel proud about. I could evenly say: "Uhhh, let's look how your Tauren Marines like to fight the Orks from the multiple decade WAAAGH where the normal boyz are like 2,50m in size and the nobz are 4m in size, and then like a billion of them because that's a proportion of a proper WAAAGH plus the 50.000+ spaceships plus the 100000+ rokz plus the 50.000.000 planes plus the 200.000.000 tanks plus the 50.000 gargants. They would fuck your Tauren." So what I'm saying is: We shalt not battle each other, we shalt battle Halo-fanboys with their goddamn rip-off spacemarines.

Didn't say anything about being proud. I was just clarifying that they would drophoof the shit out of modern military.

As for the orks, I'm well aware that they'd kick our asses. I do love the humor in them, though. Still, when you think about what a chapter is comprised of fluffwise it's a decent match.

And aye, we should join forces. Though tauren Spartans would be interesting....

 

[Triple G]

Sorry but with introducing this you just say: "Uuuuh, a Airborne Paratrooper with an assault rifle can beat the shjit out of a caveman armed with a mace!" That's nothing to feel proud about. I could evenly say: "Uhhh, let's look how your Tauren Marines like to fight the Orks from the multiple decade WAAAGH where the normal boyz are like 2,50m in size and the nobz are 4m in size, and then like a billion of them because that's a proportion of a proper WAAAGH plus the 50.000+ spaceships plus the 100000+ rokz plus the 50.000.000 planes plus the 200.000.000 tanks plus the 50.000 gargants. They would fuck your Tauren." So what I'm saying is: We shalt not battle each other, we shalt battle Halo-fanboys with their goddamn rip-off spacemarines.

Didn't say anything about being proud. I was just clarifying that they would drophoof the shit out of modern military.

As for the orks, I'm well aware that they'd kick our asses. I do love the humor in them, though. Still, when you think about what a chapter is comprised of fluffwise it's a decent match.

And aye, we should join forces. Though tauren Spartans would be interesting....

Agreed, but Spartans are just Space Marines minus Implants minus cool armor minus balls plus motorbike helmets.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Agreed, but Spartans are just Space Marines minus Implants minus cool armor minus balls plus motorbike helmets.

Very true, when you think about it. And they don't even have motrbi-....

I think I just found my next modding project: A tauren SM biker squad would be awesome.

Now where to find the heads...

 

[Triple G]

Agreed, but Spartans are just Space Marines minus Implants minus cool armor minus balls plus motorbike helmets.

Very true, when you think about it. And they don't even have motrbi-....

I think I just found my next modding project: A tauren SM biker squad would be awesome.

Now where to find the heads...

Aren't there those god-awful WoW- action figure things? Or wait, the heads would be too big.

 

[001648]

Army of
chuck Norris's, mac Guyvers and houses (that doctor guy)

it would be unbeatable..

i agree, but just chuck norris thats all you would need......
did you know chuck can kill two stones with one bird??
or that when chuck does a push up he dosen't lift himself up... he pushes the world down!

id agree but so many chuck norrises in one area would lead to friendly fire, House is the only man that can know how to heal a round house kick and Mac guyver is the only man creative enough to invent for to make equipment for house..[/quote]
so true.....
btw chuck norris can run fast enough to be able to punch himself in the back of the head?
or that he can slam a revolving door?