If you could have any political figure back you up in a fight, who would it be?

[Saucycarpdog]

Trust me, there are some politicians out there that can really kick ass.

I would want obama. He even said himself that he could kick ass.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Optimus Prime.
He counts.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Arnold Schwarzenegger

First person that came to mind.

Edit:

Theodore Roosevelt.
The pure definition of badass.

His life is one badass moment after the other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt

Ah hell I might as well go kill myself for forgetting him.

I feel bad now...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'll take up Ulysses S. Grant.

 

[subject_87]

Would Chuck Norris count? He's a columnist, so it might work.

However, for an actual politician, I'd go with Schwarzenegger.

 

[Eumersian]

Teddy Roosevelt. The man had asthma, and was still able to kick ass at boxing. And who wouldn't want a mustache like that on your supporter?

 

[Naheal]

Current or historical? If historical, I'll take Genghis Khan. If current, I'll take Obama.

 

[rokkolpo]

Geert Wilders.

to distract my opponents and make a run for it.

 

[Obrien Xp]

Arnie, he's probably the only current politician that actually kicks ass.

If historical then any of these guys.

http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-greatest-warriors.php

 

[Free Thinker]

inb4 Dick Cheney...
Wait.
Dick?
What are you doing?
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*gunshot*
*silence*

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Geert Wilders.

to distract my opponents and make a run for it.

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Clever though you could've just taken out the middle man and say Zaphod Beeblebrox

 

[rosemystica]

Teddy Roosevelt. Hands down.

 

[aPod]

If we can pick any I'm going with Andrew Jackson. He kept on dueling anyone who pissed him while carrying a bullet in his lung.

Damn Yous! I was going to pick old hickery.

He was a tough bastard.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Teddy Roosevelt, George Washington, or Andrew Jackson. Any will do really.

 

[Irridium]

Theodore Roosevelt.
The pure definition of badass.

His life is one badass moment after the other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt

 

[CaptainKoala]

George Washington, he was actually pretty bad-ass.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Genghis fucking Khan.

Just typing the words down make bad-assery bleed from the screen...

 

[Ldude893]

Geert Wilders.

to distract my opponents and make a run for it.

I hope they use tasers.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Eddard Stark! We may not triumph, but he'd stick with me through thick and thin!