If you could have anyone who ever lived narrate your life, who would it be?

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Ploppy

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Sir Ian Mckellen. For the same reason as Jamanticus would have John Hurt, doesn't matter what he's narrating, he makes it sound brilliant.
 

Booze Zombie

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Dylan Moran.

"Oh and what are you doing now?! Sleeping? That's SO boring! Go jet-ski or something."
 

the protaginist

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crepesack said:
Morgan Freeman who else could make you jump off a cliff using only his voice.
http://xkcd.com/462/

Anyway, I want Dave King to narrate my life... In song!

or maybe stephen colbert.
 

Trendkill6

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Mstrswrd said:
Trendkill6 said:
Samuel L. Jackson, he would just yell out everything I do.
If you want a guy who yells, get Billy Mays (did I spell his last name right?). Come-on, the guy's made a career out of yelling at a camera.
Yeah but he's nowhere as awesome as Samuel L. Jackson.
 

Yegargeburble

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Mstrswrd said:
Trendkill6 said:
Samuel L. Jackson, he would just yell out evrything I do.
If you want a guy who yells, get Billy Mays (did I spell his last name right?). Come-on, the guy's made a career out of yelling at a camera.
One could argue that Samuel L. Jackson as made his career in the same way...but I do see where you are coming from.
 

ZeroMachine

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Trendkill6 said:
Samuel L. Jackson, he would just yell out evrything I do.
"Why won't this kid stop being a teenager? I'M SICK OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING KID MOTHERFUCKING MASTUR---"

... Eh, I really shouldn't finish that....

But I agree with your choice. It'd be pretty hilarious.
 

NotAPie

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Graham Stark and Paul Saunders, The guys from Unskippable.
Or Yahtzee.
But I want those other guys...or all three...
....Or just one... >_>
 

JamminOz07

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CmdrKinslayer said:
James Earl Jones, easily.
Dagnabbit, of course the last post had to be the one I was gonna pick! Oh well, I'm sure he'll be available for both of us :)

Maybe Michael Buffer? He's the Wrestling announcer who says "Let's get Ready to Rumble". He's cool... or George Clooney, he's got a decent voice.