Simon Pegg. I think he would appreciate my life, or at least enough to narrate accordingly and not call me an loser. I get the feeling Morgan Freeman would call me a loser.
If you could have anyone who ever lived narrate your life, who would it be?
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The thousands of corpses in un-death? Nah, it would get annoying after a while. Barbershop quartet? Nope, just as annoying after a while. Cthulhu? No, I like not having my brain eat itself. I guess I would have to go with most anyone else somebody has already mentioned.
My life needs the simultaneous narration of Sean Connery and Jack Nicholson, just to capture the sheer level of awesome of my existance.
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Better yet, I'd rather have narration done by a joint effort between Eddie Izzard and Robin Williams.
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Better yet, I'd rather have narration done by a joint effort between Eddie Izzard and Robin Williams.
Gordon Freeman, or any other silent protagonist for that matter, would make for a lousy narrator.
But perhaps Orson Welles would also do. Yes, I know he's dead. But since this is all hypothetical, what's to stop us from naming the deceased?
But perhaps Orson Welles would also do. Yes, I know he's dead. But since this is all hypothetical, what's to stop us from naming the deceased?
Steve Blum. He has some great voices, but his gruff mercenary character voice would be just about perfect. Failing that, probably Travis Willingham, who played Roy Mustang in the english Full Metal Alchemist series, but he'd have to do it in his Mustang voice.
The unskippable guys would be funny for a while... I'd be worried to have Yahztee though, i have a feeling i would get insulted fairly often
"Well the pussy sadly woke up again... FUCK" lol
"Well the pussy sadly woke up again... FUCK" lol
A group consisting of Morgan Freeman, William Shatner, Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis, Stephen Fry, George W. Bush, Kevin & Bean, movie-announcer guy, Ben Crosshaw, Graham Stark, Paul Saunders, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, and David Schwimmer.
They'd all fight to the death when someone starts an argument.
They'd all fight to the death when someone starts an argument.
Jackie Earl Haley, he played Rorschach in Watchmen.
Imagine it:
Vrex's Journal May 5th 2009.
Tonight a gamer died on the escapist. This forum is afraid of me, I've seen it's true face. The threads are overflowing with spam and flame wars and when it completely overflows the acculmilated filth of all thier trolling and spamming will foam up about their waists and all the trolls and spammers will look up and shout:
"Your a noob"
and I'll whisper:
"...lol."
It would be awesome.
Imagine it:
Vrex's Journal May 5th 2009.
Tonight a gamer died on the escapist. This forum is afraid of me, I've seen it's true face. The threads are overflowing with spam and flame wars and when it completely overflows the acculmilated filth of all thier trolling and spamming will foam up about their waists and all the trolls and spammers will look up and shout:
"Your a noob"
and I'll whisper:
"...lol."
It would be awesome.
