If you could have lunch with any game character...

[Lizmichi]

Joker from Mass Effect. Two smart asses getting there heads together. Not sure if anyone around us could stop laughing.

 

[Sneaky Goblin]

Stubbs the Zombie, and we'd eat in Sydney...and you could guess what we would eat

 

[child of lileth]

Hrist Valkyrie, just to have a chance to meet her. I don't care what we eat, but I'd expect the conversations to be a little awkward.

 

[orangeapples]

I'd hate having lunch with video game characters. Whatever food they do eat they get from breaking walls, lamps, enemies or take right off the ground. Or they've been holding onto it for god knows how long.

 

[=HCFS=Discoman]

duke nukem or kratos.
to eat? my/our/his enemies

alternate:
the heavy or maybe scout
food: sandvich, or maybe bonk (if scout)

 

[capin Rob]

Sam Fisher, And we would eat

MOTHER FUCKIN MANWICHES!!!!!!!!!!

even though I HATE sloppy joes.

 

[Marmooset]

Hahahah,yeah he does.

The Colossi with the beard(Shadow of the Colossus)

Your avatar inspired me:
Martin Brodeur from NHL '94. So I could warn him about G@#$%mned wraparounds.

I'd also mention something about 80.2 seconds of mental lapsing last year, but he'd probably forget that.

 

[SliverBlade]

Gex the Gecko. His video game was the best game I've played, second to Jet Force Gemini. We would talk about Geico commercials.

 

[Spy Killer]

I'd have lunch with Gorden Freeman, just so I wouldn't have to hear him talk....

a ninja is among us.

 

[Spy Killer]

A petite salad?

Stubbs the Zombie, and we'd eat in Sydney...and you could guess what we would eat

A petite salad?

 

[Mr.Napier]

Professor Oak.

 

[mkg]

Chun-Li, I like em thick!

 

[Sneaky Goblin]

A petite salad?

Stubbs the Zombie, and we'd eat in Sydney...and you could guess what we would eat

A petite salad?

yes, with a sprinkling of brains and a side order of DOOM.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

LEGO indiana jones, because i desperately wish to poison him.

 

[ajofflight]

Blah... I guess I'd have to have lunch with Marche from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, or... Your dad from fallout 3. Liam Neeson? Yes please!

 

[TheMightyImp]

Ramirez do it all. Then I'd order him around

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Naked Snake. Because then I could say I ate raw crocodile that I killed myself in a swamp full of armed guards prepared to shoot me on sight.

Ninja'd. Ouch.

Fine then, I pick Raiden. MGS2 Raiden though, not MGS4 (or Mortal Kombat). We'd have steak and baked potatoes, and discuss the truth behind the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo, using code words so they wouldn't pick up on our conversation. I need scissors. 61!

Ugh, I just wouldn't be able to deal with him. I'm not saying I hate him or anything, I'm actually rather fond of him and I think he's a nice fellow, certainly someone I'd like to hang out with some time, but I just can't eat my lunch with someone when they keep taking calls from their needy girlfriend every time she thinks he might chew his food too quickly. It's just sort of sad, y'know?

 

[HassEsser]

Jak

I'd wow him with my knack for guessing all of his past missions and accomplishments.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Frank West, so I could hear about the wars he's covered.