I'd make a game adaptation of River Tam Beats Up Everyone and have lunch with Summer Glau as River Tam. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
If you could have lunch with any game character...
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Hmmm...
Probably either Scorch(Delta 1262) or Sev(Delta 1207) from Republic Commando.
Either that or Joker or Garrus from Mass Effect.
Joker or Scorch because they're both friggin HILARIOUS in my opinion.
Garrus because he's AWESOME!!!
Sev because, well, I think it would be funny to listen to his psychotic, blood thirsty ravings.
Problem is, what would I say? I mean, when your dealing with people who've participated in events that have changed the galaxy, it's kind of hard to keep up the conversation on your end.
Probably either Scorch(Delta 1262) or Sev(Delta 1207) from Republic Commando.
Either that or Joker or Garrus from Mass Effect.
Joker or Scorch because they're both friggin HILARIOUS in my opinion.
Garrus because he's AWESOME!!!
Sev because, well, I think it would be funny to listen to his psychotic, blood thirsty ravings.
Problem is, what would I say? I mean, when your dealing with people who've participated in events that have changed the galaxy, it's kind of hard to keep up the conversation on your end.
Definitely Doctor Ivo Robotnik!
I really want some PRROMOTIONS while I eat.
Plus we get fresh PINGAS for our salad.
I really want some PRROMOTIONS while I eat.
Plus we get fresh PINGAS for our salad.
Lets see:
Sam Fisher: Great guy, but I'd like to see my guests. He'd knock me out and steal my sandwich.
Cyberdemon: I think the big guy just needs a sandwich and a hug... and if i'm wrong, then i'm going to be epicly gibbed.
GLaDOS: This cake is great, but the neurotoxin is getting to me.
Mario: He only wants to get high on mushrooms.
Doomguy: He seems like the type of friend you'd want to have around during an apocalypse.
Gordon Freeman: Nice guy, but I'd like to carry a conversation with my guest.
James Sunderland: Won't eat or stop complaining about his wife.
Marcus Fenix: Cuts his sandwich with the chainsaw he uses to cut through giant worm organs.
Big Daddy: Kinda creepy, but as long as he thinks I'm legit he's an okay guy.
Hunter: Only eats sandwiches on RYYYYYYEEEE! bread.
James Bond: Because he's awesome and has an awesome theme song.
Duke Nukem: We'd kick ass and chew bubble gum... except we're all out of gum.
Issac Clarke: YOU DON'T CUT FOOD WITH A USED RIPPER BLADE.
B.J. Blackowicz: A great guy, he freaking killed Hitler.
Headcrab Zombies: Only want ICING!!!! GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Pyramid Head: This brings up another question: how does the big guy eat food?
All of them together: A nuclear explosion, because that much awesomeness can not be contained in one room.
Sam Fisher: Great guy, but I'd like to see my guests. He'd knock me out and steal my sandwich.
Cyberdemon: I think the big guy just needs a sandwich and a hug... and if i'm wrong, then i'm going to be epicly gibbed.
GLaDOS: This cake is great, but the neurotoxin is getting to me.
Mario: He only wants to get high on mushrooms.
Doomguy: He seems like the type of friend you'd want to have around during an apocalypse.
Gordon Freeman: Nice guy, but I'd like to carry a conversation with my guest.
James Sunderland: Won't eat or stop complaining about his wife.
Marcus Fenix: Cuts his sandwich with the chainsaw he uses to cut through giant worm organs.
Big Daddy: Kinda creepy, but as long as he thinks I'm legit he's an okay guy.
Hunter: Only eats sandwiches on RYYYYYYEEEE! bread.
James Bond: Because he's awesome and has an awesome theme song.
Duke Nukem: We'd kick ass and chew bubble gum... except we're all out of gum.
Issac Clarke: YOU DON'T CUT FOOD WITH A USED RIPPER BLADE.
B.J. Blackowicz: A great guy, he freaking killed Hitler.
Headcrab Zombies: Only want ICING!!!! GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Pyramid Head: This brings up another question: how does the big guy eat food?
All of them together: A nuclear explosion, because that much awesomeness can not be contained in one room.
Ramirez! Order 3 burgers, I don't wanna seem like a pig if I do it.TheMightyImp said:Ramirez do it all. Then I'd order him around
OT: Kyle Katarn. Ask him how it feels to have killed more dark force users than both trilogies combined. Probably eat a sandwitch or something.
HK-47, to see how much his services cost. I wouldn't eat for fear of poison.
Zoe from L4D, some extravagant feast (She's been in the apocalypse, she needs a good meal), probably discussing bad movies and how much cooler slow zombies are.