If you could have one not-so-super power, what would it be

[SD-Fiend]

I would want the power to make tear inducingly purely orgasmic food appear whenever i want to and also make people have orgasms

 

[Megacherv]

The ability to adjust the size of my breasts with my mind.

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

Imagine all the crashes OO

Can I have the ability to adjust the size of your breasts with my mind too?

Imagine the shenanigans...

especially if they are different sizes. At one point she is wearing a B-cup bra, you shrink one to an A and enlarge one to D. No bra would work...hahahahh!

God, hours of fun...I wouldn't even need to be there, all I need to know is that somewhere, somehow, I'm making a girl's boobs change size when she least expects it...

 

[Totenkopf]

The power to learn extremely fast.
Would be quite handy.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Have my body be a living wi-fi hotspot. I am SICK of getting dropped from Versus matches in Left4Dead.

That, and my body would also be the exact same chemical composition of money, and turns into money when I peel it off or cut my toe nails.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

The ability to always arrive at traffic lights when they're green.

yes... please

 

[mettle_edge]

I would have the ability to speak with squirrels.

Just because.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The ability to crack my knuckles whenever I want to.

I would look badass but act differently.

 

[thehorror2]

I'd have to pick the ability to not get hurt. Whatever happens, I walk out unscathed. (Clothing damage optional. Walking out of a nuclear holocaust with no sign of injury is rendered slightly less awe-inspiring when it is revealed that my clothing didn't make it.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Then I shall call you the Shovler. (I'm a little upset I'm the 1st to get that.)

I'm upset you're the first to do so as well - although technically the correct response is "You shovel better than any man I've ever known." if you want to be precise. Your acknoledgement is appreciated

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

shit screw that, all i would need is the crackdown agent car...now that would set the roads straight and get slow ass motherfuckers to the side, otherwise im going underneath em and sending em flying to the side.


OT: i want the power to control my weight (as in full muscle/fat ratio control) so i can eat as fat as i want to and have only 5% body fat =]

in the superhero world, that is entirely useless, but to me..now THAT is a super power.

I agree with you on both. Can I switch my not-so-super-special-awesome super power to yours? I would then be able to eat strawberry cheesequake blizzards every day.

feel free, my ideas are not copyrighted =] (not yet at least...)

id be right there with you, just had a fucking blizzard earlier, fucking delicious in this monstrous heat, id sit on the couch with a huge chocolate on chocolate on chocolate frozen cake and enjoy the shit out of that without moving an inch all day and still look like a lean machine

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I would enjoy an ability that allows me to become a master of any one skill. I can only have one master skill given to me by this power at any one time. An example would be... say I want to become an artist really bad, but as usual I lack the patience and actual work ethic to achieve that goal. Well, using my power of skill mastery I would immediately become an amazing artist. Maybe not the best, but VERY good. Then say I want try my skills at writing, again I like an sort of patience or work ethic to develop a decent vocabulary or be creative anyway shape or form. Use my skill masters to get the job done. That is my hopefully not so super power.

 

[superbatranger]

Since I already have super human perception, I want to be able to turn water into Dr. Pepper. ;D

Dr. Pepper Shower!!!

I seem to recall you mentioning this power before.

My power would be the ability to grow the greatest beard of all time. Bow down to the beard!

Would your beard be able to cut through a car or something? Epic Beard?

Not only can it cut through your car, but you will be so astounded by its beardiness you'll offer to pay for the damages done to your car.

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

The ability to flip an egg without hot oil burning me.

 

[Lucane]

Then I shall call you the Shovler. (I'm a little upset I'm the 1st to get that.)

I'm upset you're the first to do so as well - although technically the correct response is "You shovel better than any man I've ever known." if you want to be precise. Your acknoledgement is appreciated

Thanks,yeah it's been a spell since I saw "Mystery Men".

Edit: I was never actually trying to continue the qoute but I knew the character.

 

[captaincabbage]

I'd like to be able to control action figures to do my bidding.

Haha, that would be awesome. You could get an army of toy soldiers to rob a bank for you.

OT: I would like the power to speak every language in the world. Which would be really handy for me since, there are a lot of countries I'd like to visit.

and I lot of babes you'd like to woo with your sexy french or italian XD

 

[Axzarious]

Actual social skills?

On a more serious note, the ability to conjure healthy nourishing food out of thin air, no matter what it is. It would only be eatable by me, and would most likley be various forms of cake.... Said food has rich nutritional value despite whatever It may be.

 

[Vampire cat]

The ability to adjust the size of my breasts with my mind.

Can I have the ability to adjust the size of your breasts with my mind too?

Imagine the shenanigans...

OO

Dude, what the hell XD. That would be... Well, wierd doesn't describe it =p. What if you had the power to adjust WOMENS breasts with your mind? That wouldn't just include me and would be less wierd. Would still be wierd, but less of it OO.