If you could have one Pokemon in real life..

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Umbreon, basically because it looks like a dog-sized black kitty thing. It'd be nice to cuddle with.

 

[WrongSprite]

This is me, with my *real* pokemon.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs445.snc3/25556_386278466951_731321951_3771068_3554805_n.jpg

 

[ilspooner]

Sudowoodo defintely. How awesome would it be to have a living tree that could beat people you didn't like to death? Also, only Sudowoodo can have this message. You water the strange tree. The strange tree does not like the watering can! The strange tree attacks!

 

[Arc_Light]

Typhlosion, can't go wrong.... t'is a half bear/cat thing that sets things on fire and explodes..... can't go wrong, although trying to pat or hug the thing and you may end up with third degree burns....(lesson, when they say don't hug the firebears, man you better not hug the firebears...)

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Sudowoodo defintely. How awesome would it be to have a living tree that could beat people you didn't like to death? Also, only Sudowoodo can have this message. You water the strange tree. The strange tree does not like the watering can! The strange tree attacks!

It isnt a tree, it's a ROCK Pokemon for some strange reason.

 

[havass]

Aside from the obvious Arceus to rewrite the world as we know it,
and Diagla to control time,
and Rayquaza/Groudon/Kyogre to change the weather as I see fit,

Imma go with...
Charizard!
Or a Totodile.

 

[Chaos-Spider]

Evee, because it is adowable, and it can evolve in several ways so I can decide later what type to make it.

This, and my answer will probably always be this if I was asked because Eevee is my favorite and I have a plush toy version that I have taken practically everywhere since I was 9...That being said, gengar and Cyndaquil would also be awesome.

Entei, easily. He has the voice of Dan Green.

and therefore it can do whatever it wants.

 

[adderseal]

Rapidash...my favorite pokemon of all time. It's amazing! You could ride it everywhere and look pretty damn epic. Until you burn yourself on the mane I suppose.
I have one in every pokemon game I've ever played, but getting Ponyta to level 40 takes absolute fucking ages. Especially in Pearl/Diamond where it didn't actually learn a decent fire move until level 38...

 

[ilspooner]

Sudowoodo defintely. How awesome would it be to have a living tree that could beat people you didn't like to death? Also, only Sudowoodo can have this message. You water the strange tree. The strange tree does not like the watering can! The strange tree attacks!

It isnt a tree, it's a ROCK Pokemon for some strange reason.

I don't care, it's close enough.

 

[Christopher Waldron]

Missingno, then I could have all the master balls and rare candies I want

In all seriousness though probably Charmeleon.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Sudowoodo defintely. How awesome would it be to have a living tree that could beat people you didn't like to death? Also, only Sudowoodo can have this message. You water the strange tree. The strange tree does not like the watering can! The strange tree attacks!

It isnt a tree, it's a ROCK Pokemon for some strange reason.

I don't care, it's close enough.

It's awesome though, I levelled it up to lvl 79 once, then my save game was deleted :'(

 

[Ariosona]

Either Haunter, cause it just looks 100% cool 100% of the time.

Or Machamp, cause NO ONE will fuck with you if you have a four armed punching machine following you.

 

[ilspooner]

Sudowoodo defintely. How awesome would it be to have a living tree that could beat people you didn't like to death? Also, only Sudowoodo can have this message. You water the strange tree. The strange tree does not like the watering can! The strange tree attacks!

It isnt a tree, it's a ROCK Pokemon for some strange reason.

I don't care, it's close enough.

It's awesome though, I levelled it up to lvl 79 once, then my save game was deleted :'(

That sucks
Also, Feraligatr. Can give nice clean water and bite people in half. And it can kick the ass of Meganium.

 

[Cluskey]

pikachu. Just so i could finally get the satisfaction of drowning the little bastard under water.

Cluskey.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Sudowoodo defintely. How awesome would it be to have a living tree that could beat people you didn't like to death? Also, only Sudowoodo can have this message. You water the strange tree. The strange tree does not like the watering can! The strange tree attacks!

It isnt a tree, it's a ROCK Pokemon for some strange reason.

I don't care, it's close enough.

It's awesome though, I levelled it up to lvl 79 once, then my save game was deleted :'(

That sucks
Also, Feraligatr. Can give nice clean water and bite people in half. And it can kick the ass of Meganium.

Yeah, Meganium is 'meh'.
I always chose Cyndaquil or whatever it's name was or Totodile.

On another note, Kabutops was always pretty damn awesome..

Spoiler: Just look at it!

 

[Agent Larkin]

Swinlub. He's cute and cuddly.

 

[PAGEToap44]

Um, Blastoise? Duh?

Duh indeed. Blastoise is awesome.

 

[ultimateownage]

Pikachu (no idea how to spell it.) because then I would have a safe, efficient energy resource, I would make fuckin' millions.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Aerodactol because it's a Dinosaur Pokemon that can fly me around. Also, it's pretty intimidating: Who's going to mess with a guy who owns a reanimated, flying, rock?