If you could have the answer to any one question....

[Krankybias]

After admitting twice that they are a troll why do you continue arguing with someone?

I was never serious, I thought he would have caught on by now. I tried to make each post i made more angry and rediculous, he just thought i was serious. *shrug*

That is exactly what he wanted.

True, but at least I have the satisfaction of having double trolled him. I will sleep well tonight. *Krankybias's avy*

I double trolled your mother with my troll friends. but she was like NO YOU CAN'T PROVE IM NOT REAL so we left confused...

 

[Canid117]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

Oh you crazy atheist being so smug about your belief that god doesn't exist! You are so cute when harassing people for their beliefs even when they are not bothering you.

DERP was a joke/troll, explained like a few posts ago.

I would avoid that because it is annoying and eventually people are going to get tired of it. Smugness isn't as funny as you seem to think. And straight trolling gets the community very angry at you. This isn't a chan.

OH NO A COMMUNITY ANGRY AT A TROLL, totally not the point of a troll (!)

I feel I should not have to point out that Trolls get banned.

Just fair warning.

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After admitting twice that they are a troll why do you continue arguing with someone?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

also when I get banned I use proxies or change my IP... but I am all trolled out here, it's too easy...

Have fun elsewhere then. I wish you happy trolling on Kotaku or some other forum.

 

[Twilight_guy]

What is the meaning of life? If the paper responds with 42 I'm burning it in a fire and cussing my great grandparents out.

*points to your avy* If you did get the real awnser, you would probably go crazy and end up dying. But of course, thats not possible anywhere, but it is.... IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE

Dammit Rod, stop following me around and monologueing... and put on some pants.

The only place most of these hypothetical works is in the Twilight Zone. Even if I did go mad at least I'd know shortly before the end. What's better, living a life not knowing the point or learning the point and then having life taken away? I made my choice.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

If the outcome of my life was a weather forecast, what would the outlook be?

I think that gives me a nice little look into my life while also not revealing anything too important or troublesome. Yeah, I'm happy with my question.

 

[suitepee7]

yeah, although i would be tempted to find out about god etc, i don't care enough.

personally i would ask what awaits me after death, i'd like to know if my brain will function in some way, if i'll be in a permanent dream, or if heaven/hell is real etc... would be good to know ^^

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Why is MLP so awesome?

Really though, I would ask "What is the most information I can be given on the next big thing that will make over a billion dollars, and thus, how can I market it."

 

[Aijou]

You all do realise that asking "Is god real?" is still a very open and subjective question, right?
Getting a "yes" doesn't give you any real indication of the nature of said god, or how to properly please and worship it. A "no" could still just be a no to whatever definition of god you or the paper were considering, not a denial of the existence of a deity or any other kind of ruling agent to our world/existence.

Really, asking the paper any sort of philosophical question is a waste of time, no truly meaningful question has a truly meaningful answer, getting an answer would just invalidate the need for the question in the first place, and in questions relating to myself the possibility of getting a negative answer is too daunting (I.E "How do I make myself happier?" - "You can't". Instant buzzkill)

So I'll go the pragmatic route and say "loterry numbers".

 

[teqrevisited]

How can I live forever?

Though it'd probably refer me to the epic of Gilgamesh and then crumble to dust.

Failing that, I'd ask for the lottery numbers. If I can't live forever I'll live a millionaire and make people remember me.

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

Is god real?

I'm going to 1 up you and ask
"What religion is correct?"

 

[Marik2]

Is god real?

Depends which one

Edit: And I pretty much think that the answer will be something that no one could have guessed right.

 

[zestamaster]

you can say yes... just depending on what you believe... that question would crash the answer

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

"what makes this paper work"
With my luck, the paper will say magic, and promptly vanish in a puff of smoke.

Is god real?

I'm going to 1 up you and ask
"What religion is correct?"

Now I shall one up you!
"Which religion will win?"
(By that of course, I mean which religion will come to encompass all the people of the world)

 

[crimson sickle2]

How can I make myself never age, using only materials that can be found on the Earth's surface.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Does other life exist and if so what is the quickest way to get to it?

 

[punksnotdead]

It is your lucky day for I have the answer to life the universe and everything!

The answer you seek is:

42!

Damn it! I was gonna say that!