If you could invent a new day,what would you call it?

[tombman888]

Ignitay
and it would be a day where we celebrate anything through the art of fireworks, explosives, anything that makes a bang and lights a fire.

 

[ninja oracle 11]

everyday a day where we eat cheese and play ping pong

 

[Omikron009]

Moonday, a secret day between Sunday and Monday.

Is it pathetic that I read this and immediately thought of Persona 3?

On topic, I would create The Day of Fucking Awesome, where upon all pretentious bigotry is removed from humans, making Earth like a clean slate. And it happens every time humanity becomes as fucking stupid as it is now. On this day, anyone who is born will become Kajet-level awesome in the future.

I wouldn't know. I've never heard of Persona 3.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Daniel. Daniel's a nice name.

Or this...because it's my name!

YAY FOR DANIELS!

You know you want to......

Aaaanywayyyy, either Daniel, Caturday (I'm an avid cat person, might be one of the rarely-seen Crazy Cat Men) or Vladurday for Vlad the Impaler.

 

[Alex Cowan]

I would rename Monday Tuesday, eliminating the problem of people hating Monday.

I see no flaw in this plan whatsoever.

Can we call the old tuesday, moosday?

I think Chewsday - a day devoted to to either chewing gum or Chewbacca, depending on your worldview

 

[Treblaine]

I wouldn't add a day to the week, I'd REMOVE two to have a 5 day week.

Mondays and Wednesdays can go to hell, So work Tuesday, Thursday and Friday; then Saturday and Sunday off.

The genius thing is there are then a set number of weeks per year, 73 in a 365 day year... and leap years are celebrated by having a two day new Year celebration; January 1.1st then January 1.2st so every leap you have ONE HELL OF A PARTY!

Actually, fuck months, they make no damn sense, they are arbitrary anyways. The only constant is is take 365 (and a bit) times as long for the earth to orbit the sun as it takes for the earth to rotate on it's axis.

Months should follow the lunar phases only, dates should just be defined by Year and then the Day within the year (so today's date would be 2010-196). Yeah, I know the Lunar phases go out of sync as they oscillate every 29.5 days but we can have leap months then every few years. So people can still say "I was born in January" or whatever but moon's phases will actually mean something.

 

[QuickDEMOL1SHER]

Personally, I'm partial to Katillsday.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I would rename Monday Tuesday, eliminating the problem of people hating Monday.

I see no flaw in this plan whatsoever.

Can we call the old tuesday, moosday?

I think Chewsday - a day devoted to to either chewing gum or Chewbacca, depending on your worldview

Chewsday for Chewbacca, I like it. Lets get a petition signed!
NOW

 

[brumley53]

Yesterday, because it would create time paradoxing conversations of awesomeness and confusion

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

blarg

 

[eggy32]

It would be Secretday. It's a secret day in between friday and saturday, but only I can experience it.

 

[Kris015]

Krisday, for obvious reasons.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

Oh, this one's easy...

Spoiler

If you're offended by the cartoonish violence of small-rodents, I wouldn't advise a looksy.

 

[jopomeister]

Pluto-day
Poor Pluto, so left out.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Fluffy
I want Yadday, because it would be useful for trying to write sentences that work backwards.

Daniel. Daniel's a nice name.

So it could be... Danielday?... DANIEL DAY LEWIS!

 

[The Stonker]

Me day! Where everyone have to worship me.

 

[Ultrasnail]

i'd add a day to the end of the week and name it sunday.
but i'd also rename Saturday Sunday.

we would then have Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

 

[Baldry]

Yesterday. Because then tomorrow would be yesterday, and then yesterday would be yesterday and thus a double negative making it tomorrow?

 

[Pingupower]

I would call it Day-off!