If you could invent a new day,what would you call it?

[eggy32]

Me day! Where everyone have to worship me.

Now you're just ripping off Jesus' idea of Sunday.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Steve-o-susan-McDonell Day

Or 'Dell.'

 

['The Eel']

Doomsday

 

[DC_Josh]

Hypnotoad-day

ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!

 

[Dapsen]

It shall be called Funday! A gloooorious day that comes between Saturday and Sunday, filled with fun! All prices will be lowered by 50%, and everything will be open! This day will be so loved by everyone, that if anything important happens it will always be scheduled to a Funday!

Funday is the day we all wait for, Funday is the day we all dream about! Funday is... THE FUTURE!

 

[Harkonnen64]

I would call mine Caturday,a day where we worship cats,and cat parafaneilia.

Hell yes Caturday! And you'd better post some goddamn cats!

 

[El Poncho]

Anday.

You get it? It sounds like someones name ^-^

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It was funny to me! >.<

 

[Exia91]

Meme-day.

Everyone must make as many memes as possible.

You might think to yourself "Boy, that's a stupid idea. Memes are annoying!"

Well if everyone says every meme an entire day, they're going to get boring! The following day there are no more memes anyone enjoys!

Very very deep, Sir!

I Call it work-day. The only day a week that we have to work. the rest is off-time. Horraah for 6-day-weekends!

Anday.

You get it? It sounds like someones name ^-^

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It was funny to me! >.<

Me loves some puns ye. Good one.

 

[SmartIdiot]

I'd fit one in between Saturday and Sunday and called it Slursday. To some weekend drinkers that's already a day...

 

[PurpleSky]

I wouldn't add a day to the week, I'd REMOVE two to have a 5 day week.

Mondays and Wednesdays can go to hell, So work Tuesday, Thursday and Friday; then Saturday and Sunday off.

The genius thing is there are then a set number of weeks per year, 73 in a 365 day year... and leap years are celebrated by having a two day new Year celebration; January 1.1st then January 1.2st so every leap you have ONE HELL OF A PARTY!

Actually, fuck months, they make no damn sense, they are arbitrary anyways. The only constant is is take 365 (and a bit) times as long for the earth to orbit the sun as it takes for the earth to rotate on it's axis.

Months should follow the lunar phases only, dates should just be defined by Year and then the Day within the year (so today's date would be 2010-196). Yeah, I know the Lunar phases go out of sync as they oscillate every 29.5 days but we can have leap months then every few years. So people can still say "I was born in January" or whatever but moon's phases will actually mean something.

Your avatar contains a banana,therefore,your ideeas are are rendered impracticable.