If you could kill anyone and get away with it who would you kill

[Andalusa]

My girlfriend's X, he beat her when they broke up, he still kinda stalks her and I would Willingly sell my soul to get rid of him

So do it?

No one famous.
Her name is Natalie, she goes to my school and she's the biggest ***** in the world.

I figured you'd come in here all "I would never kill someone!" So I was gonna be all "Don't trust her, she's a coldhearted killer!"
Then you ruined it.
THANKS.

...Oh.
Well of course I was kidding about Natalie.
I couldn't ever kill someone, it's just so mean.
And I'm not a mean person.

 

[G1eet]

Jonas Brothers

DON'T YOU DARE!!!!

I'm going to have to go with him on this one.

It would please me to no end.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

I would kill the person who has single-handedly made my life miserable.

 

[JokerGrin]

After seeing their delightful little tape, I'd say The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. Disgusting.

I don't want to actually see this video, but how bad is it?

Well put it this way. I thought I was pretty desensitised to this kind of thing after watching beheading/gore videos (curiosity) but after watching this today (sound right down, skipping about) I was just....well, a couple of my family members asked "Hey, are you alright?" several times this evening.

I never EVER want to see it again. I think the Wikipedia article gives you more than enough info to go on mate. Those three really need a lot more than prison time.

 

[CoverYourHead]

The person that came up with bi-partisan government in America... bastard.

 

[Twilight_guy]

*rolls dice* Oh, that's who I'd kill, cool.

 

[Fairee]

Jonas Brothers

DON'T YOU DARE!!!!

PLEASE! Let it happen! They must be eliminated before they spread their infection to the entire world!

No way. I would stop the killer by any means necessary.

 

[Neonbob]

Jonas Brothers

DON'T YOU DARE!!!!

PLEASE! Let it happen! They must be eliminated before they spread their infection to the entire world!

No way. I would stop the killer by any means necessary.

Damn...

 

[Jzolr0708]

I would line the Jonas Brothers up, and get the butllet straight through all of them. Some things are better....DEAD.

 

[The Gardener]

A randomly selected group of world leaders, for teh lulz. World instability is grate.

 

[soren7550]

It's a toss up between Courtney Love and my father.

 

[OmegaGamer]

MR. BEAN!

 

[USSR]

You

Not if I get to you first...

Oh, but you are already dead.

What are you talking ab-- OH GOD

Aaah yes, Irony at its best =D

 

[Noseman26]

Jack Thompson. Nuff said.

 

[Andalusa]

I would kill the person who has single-handedly made my life miserable.

Baby, baby, please. Put the knife down, baby, we can work this out.
OH GOD NO GRA--*deathy noises*

...Oh.
Well of course I was kidding about Natalie.
I couldn't ever kill someone, it's just so mean.
And I'm not a mean person.

Thanks
DON'T LET HER FOOL YOU.
She is more murderous than a kitten is adorable!

Damn, you got me.
^^

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I would kill myself, at the height of my power and popularity, then live in the shadows of my empire, knowing that I died a martyr. While everyone mourns my passing and honors my legacy, no one will pay much attention to a seemingly shy, quiet, mild-mannered, substitute teacher, wandering the schools and universities of my queendom, solving problem spots here and there, and leaving a new legend of my own.

This would make an interesting story...I should write this.

I'd read it.

My father.