If you could kill anyone and get away with it who would you kill

[Andalusa]

Tah-hah perfect-o
Hooray.
Just as well, that's probably the best one I can do.

I actually meant in real life.
Smiling hurts my face...

Oh, well.
I was going to say you could do a Joker and cut your mouth into the shape of a smile, but that [small]would hurt... just a little.[/small]

Spoiler: filled to the brim with cuteness

Shmiiillle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_smile
Nooo thank you sir.
D'aaaawwwwwwoooooowwww!
Damnit, that hurt.

Sounds really painful, like paper cut between finger, but worse.
*shudders*
...did I just get you to smile a little bit!?

 

[kawligia]

Oprah Winfrey

Please don't. You would make a martyr out of her and then she would be around forever.

 

[MasterStratus]

Tah-hah perfect-o
Hooray.
Just as well, that's probably the best one I can do.

I actually meant in real life.
Smiling hurts my face...

Oh, well.
I was going to say you could do a Joker and cut your mouth into the shape of a smile, but that [small]would hurt... just a little.[/small]

Spoiler: filled to the brim with cuteness

Shmiiillle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_smile
Nooo thank you sir.
D'aaaawwwwwwoooooowwww!
Damnit, that hurt.

But the Glasgow Smile sounds like so much fun! You should try it. If you don't die, then I'll do it next. If you DO die, then I won't do it. Does that sound fair?

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I would kill The Doctor, Steal his Time Machine(TARDIS) and go back in time to punh Douglas Adams in the face for writing Mostly Harmless. I know it has it's moments but it's just so anti-climactic.

 

[frank220]

A recently disbarred Miami lawyer.

 

[Nova Tendril]

Oprah Winfrey

Please don't. You would make a martyr out of her and then she would be around forever.

Good point, but I was assuming we could choose how they died. I would choose to have her die in a horrible and degrading way so that nobody would ever respect her again.

 

[hopeneverdies]

My sexist fourth and sixth grade teachers, pretty much all the gangsters in my school, the JonASS Brothers, Osama Bin Laden, etc

 

[sonicmaster1989]

Santa! That guy's been sneaking around for far too long.

 

[MasterStratus]

Sounds really painful, like paper cut between finger, but worse.
*shudders*
...did I just get you to smile a little bit!?

Yes. D'aaawwww kitty.
I think I broke my face though.

Oprah Winfrey

Please don't. You would make a martyr out of her and then she would be around forever.

Good point, but I was assuming we could choose how they died. I would choose to have her die in a horrible and degrading way so that nobody would ever respect her again.

Heart attack while murdering small children with an axe.
Naked.

But the Glasgow Smile sounds like so much fun! You should try it. If you don't die, then I'll do it next. If you DO die, then I won't do it. Does that sound fair?

Hey, yeah, that sounds grea--WAAAAIT A MINNIT

I'm not trying to trick you! Stop being so paranoid. Here, I'll even let you use my knife.

 

[Andalusa]

Sounds really painful, like paper cut between finger, but worse.
*shudders*
...did I just get you to smile a little bit!?

Yes. D'aaawwww kitty.
I think I broke my face though.

Oh, dear.
That could be slightly problematic.

 

[Istickell]

FRED.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

I would kill 75% of the worlds population and then conquer the rest.

^^ I like this

I dunno, maybe the Pope? Someone important everyone would miss. Or a child, like one of the Obama sisters.

 

[Andalusa]

I'm not trying to trick you! Stop being so paranoid. Here, I'll even let you use my knife.

Oh, well, if you're going to be so polite I guess I have no choice but to accep--hold on just a minute, no means no!

Sounds really painful, like paper cut between finger, but worse.
*shudders*
...did I just get you to smile a little bit!?

Yes. D'aaawwww kitty.
I think I broke my face though.

Oh, dear.
That could be slightly problematic.

Nah. I wasn't using it for anything.

Well, what about this lovely smiley thing MasterStratus is trying to talk you in to?

 

[sooperman]

I would kill myself, at the height of my power and popularity, then live in the shadows of my empire, knowing that I died a martyr. While everyone mourns my passing and honors my legacy, no one will pay much attention to a seemingly shy, quiet, mild-mannered, substitute teacher, wandering the schools and universities of my queendom, solving problem spots here and there, and leaving a new legend of my own.

This would make an interesting story...I should write this.

Hmm... One person, two legacies. I'd read it =D
When you say "martyr", how do you die? For your country? Assasination?

 

[MasterStratus]

I'm not trying to trick you! Stop being so paranoid. Here, I'll even let you use my knife.

Oh, well, if you're going to be so polite I guess I have no choice but to accep--hold on just a minute, no means no!

But when did you ever say no? Okay, okay, I'll even give you my Barbie band-aids for your face. The pink will match with the red.

 

[MasterStratus]

Well, what about this lovely smiley thing MasterStratus is trying to talk you in to?

Yeah, but...I mean...
Awh...I guess you're right. It could be a problem.

But when did you ever say no? Okay, okay, I'll even give you my Barbie band-aids for your face. The pink will match with the red.

SOLD TO THE MAN WITH THE KICKASS BAND-AIDS

Yes! Woooh! In your face suckers! I won!
Quick, I need my camera! This is going on Youtube!