If you could kill anyone and get away with it who would you kill

[Psychemaster]

Hideo Kojima.

 

[FightThePower]

Richard Littlejohn

(Read: The Editor of the Daily Mail)

 

[Paksenarrion]

But what about the homeless people and drug dealers who die in the blast?
Won't you think of them?
Oh, the humanity!
Also, fixed, because clearly there are no girls on the internet.
You simply made several typos that happen to point to the same conclusion.

You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan", even when the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I were to tell the press that, say, a gangbanger would get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds!

You seem overly fond of penises. Here you go, open wide...

C============3

...I get the feeling you prefer women who are longer than you.

 

[Mezzlegasm]

No one.

 

[Simriel]

Stephenie Meyer

 

[stewart34]

I would kill The Twilight saga author.

 

[JWAN]

Hillary Clinton.....I can't explain why.......

I could explain why

 

[SunGryphon]

Uwe Boll.

Simply because he is the worst director alive and wastes ungodly amounts of money.

Seconded.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

I would kill the person who has single-handedly made my life miserable.

Baby, baby, please. Put the knife down, baby, we can work this out.
OH GOD NO GRA--*deathy noises*

Ugh, no it isn't like that haha. Just.....went through some challenges and mental problems in my adolescent age because of this person. Just drives me crazy to think about it sometimes!

 

[PersianLlama]

This guy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khamenei] for ruining my country.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

Jonas Brothers

DON'T YOU DARE!!!!

Javoille! (in other words yes) I agree, death to em! Mwhahahahaha!

On the other hand, I do applaud them for making a ton of money, even though it seems the whole world hates them.

 

[Sewblon]

Barrack Obama. I disagree with his politics and I would get my name in the history books without having to contribute anything.

 

[PizzaTheHutt]

Such a hard choice. But i will definetly have to go with killing the CEO of disney so no more brains will be lost to its now sheer idiotic "humor"

 

[quack35]

Kim Jong IL.

Fucker needs to die already.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

I didn't figure it was like that.
But facts?
Let me tell you something about facts.
Facts will not stand in the way of making jokes.

ahh yes, and jokes make it easier to think of it in a positive way

I definitely enjoyed reading your response! Thanks for the hilarious twist!

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

I would go back in time and kill The Guy who invented Gangsta Rap before he invented that terrible 'genre'. I would also save hundreds of gang violence victims lives in the Process.