If you could kill anyone and get away with it who would you kill

[Aft3rShock]

...Uwe Boll

 

[Hyperactiveman]

Since the Jonas Brothers count as three people I'll go with Miley Cyrus.

I just can't stand pop-music, barbie wannabes and lucky kids with rich parents who get that famous that fast.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I personally think it would be hard to find anyone who you could change the world by killing, most crazy people in power have a long line of similar nutters who won't even wait for the blood to dry before sitting on the throne...

However, I'd have to vote AGAINST Jack Thompson taking a bullet.

Do you lot not realise the amount of good he's done for the video game industry?

Having him as the main spokesman against video games, is as if the UN only consisted of one man, a drunken bum, with his cock hanging out of his pants, barking at the pigeons in the town square. No-one would take the UN seriously. (but of course that's another debate, lets not have it here, was just an example)

If your main opposition is a weak and insane one, in many ways it's better than no opposition at all, all we can hope for is that Jack stays around and doesn't let anyone competent and intelligent take his place as the leader of the crusade against gaming.

In this respect, I think PETA need to look inward too, they're getting damned close to being that pigeon troubling drunkard that people just avoid in the street.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I would kill 75% of the worlds population and then conquer the rest.

I like the way you think!

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Too many options. I'd say the pope, but I think a good asskicking would be better for him.

 

[Worgen]

rush limbaugh, but only if he would be found to have died from anal trama after having rough sex with his common law husband edwardo, after they had oded on meth, while doing it on a burning american flag. Otherwise his legions of stupid would just martyr him

 

[Deadman Walkin]

I would go back in time and kill The Guy who invented Gangsta Rap before he invented that terrible 'genre'. I would also save hundreds of gang violence victims lives in the Process.

That would be more than one guy, but I would more than love to change my person to help thin the numbers! Death to the Gangstas!!

 

[Aft3rShock]

I already said Uwe Boll but.........

If a time machine was available I'd kill the CEO and President of the Pokemon Company (Tsunekazu Ishihara) right after silver came out. Or at the very least before pearl and diamond came out.

 

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[SuperTurkey]

That Stephanie Meyers. After the dark deed is done, I would drink her blood. The ironic kill is the memorable kill.
She sucked the souls from America's teenage girls. Not that they had any to begin with (Those who would be fans of Twilight, at least) but she made them a hell of a lot more pretentious and stupid.
I can imagine it now. A grey, rainy day in a dark city. the light shades of grey are punctuated only by the blackness of the alleyways. Meyers is alone. The shades on all of the windows are drawn forebodingly, as the stone buildings loom over the empty streets. Meyers shivers with a dark anticipation of dreadful things, her sordid imagination darting between abandoned buildings and yawning alleys with a frantic but subdued terror. As she passes the shaded mouth of a narrow alley, a figure slips out from behind, clad in a long black cloak and hood. In one fluid, terrible motion, a gloved hand is pressed over her mouth, a stifled gasp of terror being her final breath. Her wild eyes see her death, but can do nothing but wave frantically over the sky, hoping for some final reprieve by a chance that will never come. Her muscles freeze, knowing their last, most futile moments have come. As her mind fades from bleary life, and she slips into the realm of the dead, the figure's teeth sink into her neck, in a cruel testament to her life. A maniacal laugh echoes throughout the deaf streets, as the rain continually falls.

Dude that was awesome lol. Uhm, I didn't see any limit to how many people we are allowed to "kill" here, so Im gonna choose the Joe Hoes, Bill Gates, and people named Keith.

 

[Aft3rShock]

haha screw that I don't want Uwe Boll trying to "help" my cause. Hasn't he "helped" the gaming cause enough? lol

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

Hillary Clinton.....I can't explain why.......

You need not explain. I would kill her too, and every person on the Disney channel.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

That Stephanie Meyers. After the dark deed is done, I would drink her blood. The ironic kill is the memorable kill.
She sucked the souls from America's teenage girls. Not that they had any to begin with (Those who would be fans of Twilight, at least) but she made them a hell of a lot more pretentious and stupid.
I can imagine it now. A grey, rainy day in a dark city. the light shades of grey are punctuated only by the blackness of the alleyways. Meyers is alone. The shades on all of the windows are drawn forebodingly, as the stone buildings loom over the empty streets. Meyers shivers with a dark anticipation of dreadful things, her sordid imagination darting between abandoned buildings and yawning alleys with a frantic but subdued terror. As she passes the shaded mouth of a narrow alley, a figure slips out from behind, clad in a long black cloak and hood. In one fluid, terrible motion, a gloved hand is pressed over her mouth, a stifled gasp of terror being her final breath. Her wild eyes see her death, but can do nothing but wave frantically over the sky, hoping for some final reprieve by a chance that will never come. Her muscles freeze, knowing their last, most futile moments have come. As her mind fades from bleary life, and she slips into the realm of the dead, the figure's teeth sink into her neck, in a cruel testament to her life. A maniacal laugh echoes throughout the deaf streets, as the rain continually falls.

You folks know this is all a joke, right? I'm not really being serious.

You mean you wouldn't kill her? Awww...... I was going to thank you and praise you as a savior.

 

[jboking]

The philosopher inside of me is yelling that I should answer "No one", but the pure anger in my blood is leaning towards Stephenie Meyer.

 

[Lusperus]

This girl in my orchestra class.
Reasons
A) shes ugly
B) shes a slob
C) she can't play any of her notes right
D) shes so lazy she puts her scroll ( the top of the violin) on the stand so she doesnt have to hold it up.
E) she has a camel toe

 

[theSovietConnection]

I wouldn't kill any of those pop icons. I'd find a way to degrade them, make them seem horrible people as opposed to potentially giving them posthumous popularity. However, if I were to kill one person, I've got a couple lined up.

First, that crazy Ingrid ***** from PETA, and here is exactly how I'd go about it. I'd make her eat so much meat that she had a heart attack. She'd come off as a complete hypocrite, people within PETA become disillusioned because their own leader was a meat eater, and (hopefully) PETA is dissolved.

The second one, and the far more likely of the two, is more of a personal one. Someone raped a good friend of mine when she was about 12, but she was so scared of the fuck that she never told anyone about it. I'd post what I'd do to the dipshit, but it would get me banned, so I'll reserve my comments.

 

[Yoshimota]

Jonas Brothers

DON'T YOU DARE!!!!

Yeah JB's all the way....but to quote a very famous cartoon " It's not like I want to kill the 'Jonas Brothers', I just don't want them to be alive...anymore "

But it looks like we'll have to get through ' Geek@Heart ' first, any one want to help me and 'Dastardos' out? It shouldn't be too hard to get 'Geek'. But the JB's on the other hand.....security and the like....it'll be tough......'