If you could kill anyone and get away with it who would you kill

[traceur_]

I would go back in time and kill The Guy who invented Gangsta Rap before he invented that terrible 'genre'. I would also save hundreds of gang violence victims lives in the Process.

I fucking love you.

seconded, I worship thee.

 

[traceur_]

This girl in my orchestra class.
Reasons
A) shes ugly
B) shes a slob
C) she can't play any of her notes right
D) shes so lazy she puts her scroll ( the top of the violin) on the stand so she doesnt have to hold it up.
E) she has a camel toe

dip the violin in a vat of arsenic, make sure you get lots on the bit where you put your chin, should do something.

 

[theeconomy]

I would go back in time and kill The Guy who invented Gangsta Rap before he invented that terrible 'genre'. I would also save hundreds of gang violence victims lives in the Process.

I fucking love you.

seconded, I worship thee.

We're not worthy.

 

[theeconomy]

Why are you looking down there if she is ugly?

 

[SimuLord]

Leaving aside my personal hit list (there's a psychiatrist in Boston whom I'd gladly go to jail if it meant I could torture him until he begged me to finish him off then torture him some more until I decided I was bored and delivered the coup de grace) and making this topical for a video game forum, I'd whack John Riccitiello, CEO of Electronic Arts.

 

[PTSpyder]

Not fair to limit it to just one. The sheer number of celebrities that need eliminiated is staggering.

 

[theeconomy]

Yea I'm gonna' say whoever made all of those freaking "Male Inhancement" products/commercials. I DON'T CARE!

 

[Zorg Machine]

Whoever got the idea to create the hell that is iTunes.

why?
I'm not going to say the name of the guy I'm going to kill......he shall have no warning muahahaha.

 

[Vrex360]

Okay first of all I'm not a man who lusts for death. But if I had to pick I would SOOO kill every major creationist fundemantalist (don't hate your right to beleive what you want, just don't FORCE me to agree) bloodlily murder every person who has ever driven a hummer and finally kill Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (if you don't know who they are look it up).

If you want to know who I really want to kill, guess what?

I'm coming to kill you STEVEN.

 

[deletemeplease107]

This guy named Ben

He stole my girl.

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

That Stephanie Meyers. After the dark deed is done, I would drink her blood. The ironic kill is the memorable kill.
She sucked the souls from America's teenage girls. Not that they had any to begin with (Those who would be fans of Twilight, at least) but she made them a hell of a lot more pretentious and stupid.
I can imagine it now. A grey, rainy day in a dark city. the light shades of grey are punctuated only by the blackness of the alleyways. Meyers is alone. The shades on all of the windows are drawn forebodingly, as the stone buildings loom over the empty streets. Meyers shivers with a dark anticipation of dreadful things, her sordid imagination darting between abandoned buildings and yawning alleys with a frantic but subdued terror. As she passes the shaded mouth of a narrow alley, a figure slips out from behind, clad in a long black cloak and hood. In one fluid, terrible motion, a gloved hand is pressed over her mouth, a stifled gasp of terror being her final breath. Her wild eyes see her death, but can do nothing but wave frantically over the sky, hoping for some final reprieve by a chance that will never come. Her muscles freeze, knowing their last, most futile moments have come. As her mind fades from bleary life, and she slips into the realm of the dead, the figure's teeth sink into her neck, in a cruel testament to her life. A maniacal laugh echoes throughout the deaf streets, as the rain continually falls.

You folks know this is all a joke, right? I'm not really being serious.

The funny thing is that this one post is better written and more interesting than any of the Twilight books.

 

[Maileigh]

A former friend of mine. Someone who betrayed me in the worst way. I really wouldn't want to kill this certain someone, just maim them and seriously screw with their head enough to make them wish they were already dead and then, with any luck, they'd possibly do the deed themselves. *is vindictively evil*

 

[vao71]

Bill Gates

 

[Maileigh]

That Stephanie Meyers. After the dark deed is done, I would drink her blood. The ironic kill is the memorable kill.
She sucked the souls from America's teenage girls. Not that they had any to begin with (Those who would be fans of Twilight, at least) but she made them a hell of a lot more pretentious and stupid.
I can imagine it now. A grey, rainy day in a dark city. the light shades of grey are punctuated only by the blackness of the alleyways. Meyers is alone. The shades on all of the windows are drawn forebodingly, as the stone buildings loom over the empty streets. Meyers shivers with a dark anticipation of dreadful things, her sordid imagination darting between abandoned buildings and yawning alleys with a frantic but subdued terror. As she passes the shaded mouth of a narrow alley, a figure slips out from behind, clad in a long black cloak and hood. In one fluid, terrible motion, a gloved hand is pressed over her mouth, a stifled gasp of terror being her final breath. Her wild eyes see her death, but can do nothing but wave frantically over the sky, hoping for some final reprieve by a chance that will never come. Her muscles freeze, knowing their last, most futile moments have come. As her mind fades from bleary life, and she slips into the realm of the dead, the figure's teeth sink into her neck, in a cruel testament to her life. A maniacal laugh echoes throughout the deaf streets, as the rain continually falls.

You folks know this is all a joke, right? I'm not really being serious.

The funny thing is that this one post is better written and more interesting than any of the Twilight books.

Hear Hear! *applaud*

 

[Scarecrow38]

No one. I'm free from the law, but not from my conscience. And I don't hate anyone enough.

 

[BigKingBob]

If I could kill anyone and get away with it? As in suffer no negative repercussions? No ill effects? I'd be OK afterwards?

Hell, I'd kill myself! Take that causality! HA!

I like to think by doing that I would either end the world or become a superhero. QUANTUM MAN!

 

[Raptoricus]

After seeing their delightful little tape, I'd say The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. Disgusting.

I don't want to actually see this video, but how bad is it?

Well put it this way. I thought I was pretty desensitised to this kind of thing after watching beheading/gore videos (curiosity) but after watching this today (sound right down, skipping about) I was just....well, a couple of my family members asked "Hey, are you alright?" several times this evening.

I never EVER want to see it again. I think the Wikipedia article gives you more than enough info to go on mate. Those three really need a lot more than prison time.

WOAH, I didn't watch the tape, but I just read the wiki article, CHRIST they're some really sick ass people in this world.

I've got an idea, let's all pool together our free kills, and get them repeatedly.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

thats the hardest question I've ever been asked.
If I could kill more than 1 person, a large percentage of the town I'm in would be dead.
(I don't like them, they're all theives and criminals. well, not ALL of them)

 

[Zinaxos]

doesn't matter