if you could learn one fictional martial art attack

[zetta666]

i would have to "RIDE THE LIGHTNING!"

 

[G1eet]

KAME...HAMEE.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

God damn it that's what I was thinking. In that case "FIIINAL FLAAAAASH!!!!!"

...KAIO-KEN!

 

[Rakkana]

The only one that hasn't been said yet that I want is EOTL.

 

[Ultress]

Chie's Galactic Punt, it's fun to send them flying team rocket style and the fall will probably kill them.

 

[Zealous]

The Falcon Punch. Screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!" at the top of my lungs and delivering a flaming speed of light smack to some asshole's unprotected stomach would be awesome.

 

[Varanfan9]

Richter Belmont's bad ass upper cut that can launch him like twenty feet into the air. I can see all the great applications that can have.

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

Falcon Punch
Shin Shoryuken
Kamehameha

 

[Mordwyl]

The Jesus Beam:

 

[Xero Scythe]

I choose Brionac, the "Spear of God."
Check out the manga Arago. Holy crap.

 

[Vek]

This stuff

JSDF hand to hand combat techniques.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Yeah put me down for the five point palm exploding heart technique too!

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Naruto's rasenshuriken.

BADASS!!

 

[world_of_dragons]

The 'No Shadow Kick' from Iron Monkey and Last Hero of China

 

[The Brewin]

Well it isn't an MMA move, but come on....who wouldn't like to be able to pull off "Sweet Chin Music". To be able to just snap that off at the drop of a hat would be sweet...'whats that Mcdonalds employee? You think I ordered a NORMAL coke?" *SNAP*

 

[Guffe]

Shadow Dance/Primary Lotus combo by Rock Lee

 

[Evilsanta]

Does the gun kata from the movie Equilibruim count? If not Hadouken!

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Shunko, flash step and martial arts = win

 

[bladax]

*Ahem* I'm surprised no-one has said this yet. Ahem

SHOOOOOORRRRYUKEN!!!!!
(And no I refuse to accept shin shoryuken, It requires an ass beating to activate)